So folks were out to dinner, and it's nice if muggy night, so I walk home from the train station. My elementary school is two blocks from my house so I'm passing it, and in a fairly well lit area against one wall (though a bit away from the sidewalk and into the school grounds) I see someone crouched down and bobbing rhythmically, and I can see another person laying down beyond that person. I couldn't help but laugh and when I looked back the girl (presumably) was still at work and the guy was leaning up looking at me. I flashed him a thumbs up and continued on my way.

You know what, it got me thinking. I want a girlfriend who would do this, not because of any kinks or anything, but just because we'd both think it would make a hilarious story. I don't necessarily want a pervert for a girlfriend so much as one with a really good sense of humor. I want a girl who I'd be able to share things with and not be judged out of hand, and I'd be willing to do the same (though some shades of pervert would be nice).