Who else is excited for MFF?

Where are you staying?
under your bed

What day are you getting there?
a day before a week after thanksgiving

Departure?
5 days after the above day

Transportation?
the back of a mongoose

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
myself because I have no friends

Will you be suiting?
Will I not be suiting?

Which suits?
A fluffy blue thing, a fiery red thing, a leafy hood thing

What is your gender?
is mayonnaise a gender?

How tall are you?
taller than Bat, shorter than Majira

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Bub has me by a leash, as you furries might say.

Can I talk to you?
If you can hold a conversation

Can I touch you?
you can touch the floor after I drop kick you for touching me

How can I find you?
see: "which suits?"

Can I visit your room?
What's the password?

Will you be going to parties?
I bring my party to you *cough Jinx cough*

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Turn around and walk away
Just kidding
give me strawberries

What/where will you be eating?
nowhere MFF has no food I am going to STARVE

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
see above

Can I take your picture?
Sure, but I won't show up in it

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
enjoying the parade---oh wait