Twas the night before Yiffmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was murring, not even a mouse;

The cockrings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that Dragoneer soon would be there;

The furries were nestled all snug in their beds;

While visions of dog knots danced in their heads;

The pups in their collars, sticky like sap,

All tuckered out from their messy group fap,

When out on FA there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my kennel to see what was the matter.

Away to the PC I flew like a flash,

Logged into my account, and pulled up the dash.

Christmas themed submissions by Harlem and Ace,

Candy canes and snow dogs, everywhere, every place.

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,

But the eight sets of antlers on eight massive rein-deer,

With lick of my lips, I clicked it real quick,

I knew in a moment I'd see reindeer dick.

More massive than Chances, I moaned them by name,

And I grunted, and shouted, and pawwed til I came:

"Oh, Dasher! oh, Dancer! oh Prancer and Vixen!

Oh, Comet! oh, Cupid! oh, Donner and Blitzen! "

All over the desk! all over the walls!

I made such a mess and emptied my balls!

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of many a hoof.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

Down the chimney Rudolph came with a bound.

He was covered in fur, from his head to his hoof,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a dream with his big reindeer sack.

His eyes—how they twinkled! his belly so hairy!

I bent over and begged him to pop my ass-cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the fur on his chin was speckled with snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled up my stocking; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—

“Happy Yiffmas to all, and to all a good night!”

^ found this on 8chan, decided to share XDDD

===NEWS===

I know it has been long since my last update, (looks at latest post) a year ssssssssss yeaaaaa.

It is due through real life issues going on that are getting cleared up as well as career; which things are getting better and batter.

1st. I got a WACOM TABLET 13 HD for only 559 which on original price is 1,299 so 75% off. Woohoo saved a lot.
That is correct, i found this bad boy on ebay for such good price and it works like a charm.
The only problem was that i needed a HDMI cable - first one was faulty but fixed that - so not such a big deal. if i were to do split screen, it cannot be done since i have a Mac computer and it has a hard time understanding separate screens

2nd. "New character(s)" - correctamundo you are reading that right, by now my watchers (love you guys) are already seeing what i have purchased but theres more to be done. I have a future character being made by almost their to the end "she" is going to break FA i hope; their are others in the works as well- hint hint BATS, more than one Knight.

3nd. Oc's universe; that being the full lore background of "where", "why", and "how" Adam's (Abubakar < not in relations to human based lol) backstory came to be. Plus you get to finally meet *drum roll*, his mother and father. Yup, mommy and daddy are going to make a surprise opening on my page; after being drafted by another artiest since i required help in creating them - they are nude mind you so clothes for them lol.
Note: it is a little clunky since well is writing material, but that is to be expected

4th. Secret project - Want to see the works? Or post smaller things to tease, who knows?

5th. Cheese christ?!?!? 1094 watchers. T3T such an honors to have you guys around - it has been a dream to break the 1000 mark, much also the 100 - and beyond mile stones. Lets make it to the top ladies and gents - i keep loving you all. <''''3

6th. I have a twitter - fallow my funny shenanigans and smut trails.
twitter - fallow my birdie bird *Caw Caw!!!!!* No minors please, just to be safe and all that. ^^

7th. Teaching myself digital painting from a wonderful site - really helpful with masking understanding and etc.

8th. Gotta think of male characters to put on my page - gotta think of good names ya know? :3

If you have any questions, please ask since i know it has been a long while; which i apologize; and i keep missing the holiday specials to post art. ^^; Damn.

Marry Christmas and a happy new year everyone, GET FIREWORKS!!! >8D