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9 years ago
You just being here being you's enough for me.
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2016's neck bent off at an awkward angle as the bear's booted foot stomped down to the ground and with a slow smile the bear grinned.
Out with the old.
In with the new.
Out with the old.
In with the new.
Fuck 2016.
It has to, it's the year of the fire cock.
I don't pay you to stand around and look like a douchebag!
...Come to think of it, I don't pay you at all.
SO GET TO IT! >:C
Ya don't see me nagging you like a big shiny woman when ya go an terrorize a village of idiots.
I'll fuckin clean it up when I'm ready to.. And I ain't fuckin done yet.
*Is already heating up a brand to sear into its back*
*Thrax pours some baby powder on his palm*
"FUCK ME IN THE ASS" the brand reads and the bear hocks a wad of spit down onto 2016's cheek still blistering from the brand.
Call yer fuckin kobolds. Coz I'm makin 2016 pay.