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Horse meme taken from Darkhorse
16 years ago
General
Personal:
1)Are you Equine?
Human, but heart of a horse.
2)If so What breed are you? if not – What breed would you be?
I'm short round and grumpy, and freckled - a POA. ROFL
3)Would/do you have accessories? (bridal,bit,harnass,saddle,etc.)
Put that on me and you'll get the hoof. Nekkid pony! Wheee! (but yes I have them for riding purposes)
4)What special markings would/do you have?
I'm a roany-butt, apparently.
5)Can you or do you make horsie noises?
I can whinny, snort, squeal, groan, nicker, do the deep "huhhuhhu" of a mom to her foal - I'm pretty horse-vocal.
6)Do you have horsie mannerisms if so what are they?
I turn my ass to people that piss me off, I can "harden" my lower face when I'm pissed, and I can kick like one.
7)what is your thought on 'Ponyplay
Strange, but different strokes for different folks.
Favorites:
8)What is/are your favorite breeds?
All, der. (partial to grade breeds, like my QH/App/STB cross
9)What is your favorite eye colour?
I don't care!
10)What is your favorite coat colour?
Copper chestnut really (aka sorrel) but all colors are pretty.
11)What is your favorite sex ?
Geldings or stallions. Mares are fine, too, but I love my boys.
12)What is your favorite gait?
Jog trot
13)Would you have, or like to have shoes on your hooves?
BAREFEEEETTTTs - my boy don't wear them and neither do I!
General:
14)Do you prefer long hair or short hair (body fuzzy or smooth)?
I don't care really.
15)Do you like your horses large or slim?
I like the baroque build - but build proportionate to breed is fine too.
16)How tall do you like your horse?
I don't care, but for riding about 14.3 hh is good.
17)Do you have a horse plush toy?
Several. And so does my human son - it's his binkie, his horsie
18)Do you have a horse ornament
several
19)Do you have any horse art or pictures on your walls or standing frame?
Several
20)Do you have any horse related body art?
I don't have tats, but say, one of Pesty is a good idea later on in life when he's gone.
Experience:
21)Ridden a horse?
A few in my time.
22)Have you fallen off?
ROFL yes. XD
23)Have you ever had to bail or intentionally throw your self off?
I think once - but like a pilot, I prefer to ride as much as I can- chucking myself off is a last resort (mainly because it hurts!)
24)Do you own a riding helmet?
Now I do. Never used to, but now I wear one. (still dont like it, but I'm a mom and I need to stay alive.)
25)Can you tack your own mount?
Jesus I hope so. *rolls eyes* Anyone who answers no to this, and thinks they are still "horsepeople" GTFO my page before I hoof you.
26)Do you have riding boots?
Yeah, several pairs.
27)Do you have clothing for riding (eg. Jogfurs, a sport jacket or uniform)?
I has a uniform, but we don't wear that and the war-stuff because SOMEONE *looks at her horse* gets too excited.
28)Mucked out a stable or stall?
See #25.
29)Groomed a horse?
See #25
30)Kissed a horse?
More than my husband! HAAHHAHAHAAH!
31)Been groomed by a horse?
LOL, yes - had to warn him about the teeth. XD
32)Bathed a horse?
Yep - much to his chagrin. XD
33)Bitten by a horse?
Ow, yes, and yep, I bit him back.
34)Kicked by a horse?
Wheeheheheheeeee yes. ow. XD But the old SOB apologized later on *he thought I was another horse after the cookies I was handing out*
35)Has a horse ever ditched you and left you to walk back?
Oddly enough, they have never done that. They've ditched other people to come to ME, but not the other way around.
36)Have you ever lost control or had them bolt (take the bit) on you?
No... wait, yes, Fantasia. LOL, She was a great mare - she did bolt, but I got the reins back and just let her run because it's what she wanted to do. LOL. Then we did what I wanted to do. Then she got treats. It was no biggie.
37)Have you bred horses (horse-to-horse)?
I've seen it in the pasture -had to take my gelding off a mare so the pony stallion could do his job. ROFL Legacy was a bit pissed at me. Oh well. LOL
38)Have you been pinned down.
Against the wall, being laid on as they take a nap and use my lap as a pillow....*sigh*
39)What sort of treat would/do you have for them?
Dill pickles, jalapeno pretzel bits, apples, carrots, animal crackers, etc. - anything he wants that isn't "bad" for him. (don't tell him his coffee is decaf!)
40)would you trade your human life for one as the horse you desire, or even just to be any horse?
Like DH said - I'd give years off my life to add to Legacy's. I can't believe he'll be 12 this year - that means I don't have a lot of time with him left (my aunt's horse died at 22 - but he was bigger - maybe Pest will live to his late 20s? *crosses fingers*)
I know that when it happens, It'll be like losing a part of my soul.
1)Are you Equine?
Human, but heart of a horse.
2)If so What breed are you? if not – What breed would you be?
I'm short round and grumpy, and freckled - a POA. ROFL
3)Would/do you have accessories? (bridal,bit,harnass,saddle,etc.)
Put that on me and you'll get the hoof. Nekkid pony! Wheee! (but yes I have them for riding purposes)
4)What special markings would/do you have?
I'm a roany-butt, apparently.
5)Can you or do you make horsie noises?
I can whinny, snort, squeal, groan, nicker, do the deep "huhhuhhu" of a mom to her foal - I'm pretty horse-vocal.
6)Do you have horsie mannerisms if so what are they?
I turn my ass to people that piss me off, I can "harden" my lower face when I'm pissed, and I can kick like one.
7)what is your thought on 'Ponyplay
Strange, but different strokes for different folks.
Favorites:
8)What is/are your favorite breeds?
All, der. (partial to grade breeds, like my QH/App/STB cross
9)What is your favorite eye colour?
I don't care!
10)What is your favorite coat colour?
Copper chestnut really (aka sorrel) but all colors are pretty.
11)What is your favorite sex ?
Geldings or stallions. Mares are fine, too, but I love my boys.
12)What is your favorite gait?
Jog trot
13)Would you have, or like to have shoes on your hooves?
BAREFEEEETTTTs - my boy don't wear them and neither do I!
General:
14)Do you prefer long hair or short hair (body fuzzy or smooth)?
I don't care really.
15)Do you like your horses large or slim?
I like the baroque build - but build proportionate to breed is fine too.
16)How tall do you like your horse?
I don't care, but for riding about 14.3 hh is good.
17)Do you have a horse plush toy?
Several. And so does my human son - it's his binkie, his horsie
18)Do you have a horse ornament
several
19)Do you have any horse art or pictures on your walls or standing frame?
Several
20)Do you have any horse related body art?
I don't have tats, but say, one of Pesty is a good idea later on in life when he's gone.
Experience:
21)Ridden a horse?
A few in my time.
22)Have you fallen off?
ROFL yes. XD
23)Have you ever had to bail or intentionally throw your self off?
I think once - but like a pilot, I prefer to ride as much as I can- chucking myself off is a last resort (mainly because it hurts!)
24)Do you own a riding helmet?
Now I do. Never used to, but now I wear one. (still dont like it, but I'm a mom and I need to stay alive.)
25)Can you tack your own mount?
Jesus I hope so. *rolls eyes* Anyone who answers no to this, and thinks they are still "horsepeople" GTFO my page before I hoof you.
26)Do you have riding boots?
Yeah, several pairs.
27)Do you have clothing for riding (eg. Jogfurs, a sport jacket or uniform)?
I has a uniform, but we don't wear that and the war-stuff because SOMEONE *looks at her horse* gets too excited.
28)Mucked out a stable or stall?
See #25.
29)Groomed a horse?
See #25
30)Kissed a horse?
More than my husband! HAAHHAHAHAAH!
31)Been groomed by a horse?
LOL, yes - had to warn him about the teeth. XD
32)Bathed a horse?
Yep - much to his chagrin. XD
33)Bitten by a horse?
Ow, yes, and yep, I bit him back.
34)Kicked by a horse?
Wheeheheheheeeee yes. ow. XD But the old SOB apologized later on *he thought I was another horse after the cookies I was handing out*
35)Has a horse ever ditched you and left you to walk back?
Oddly enough, they have never done that. They've ditched other people to come to ME, but not the other way around.
36)Have you ever lost control or had them bolt (take the bit) on you?
No... wait, yes, Fantasia. LOL, She was a great mare - she did bolt, but I got the reins back and just let her run because it's what she wanted to do. LOL. Then we did what I wanted to do. Then she got treats. It was no biggie.
37)Have you bred horses (horse-to-horse)?
I've seen it in the pasture -had to take my gelding off a mare so the pony stallion could do his job. ROFL Legacy was a bit pissed at me. Oh well. LOL
38)Have you been pinned down.
Against the wall, being laid on as they take a nap and use my lap as a pillow....*sigh*
39)What sort of treat would/do you have for them?
Dill pickles, jalapeno pretzel bits, apples, carrots, animal crackers, etc. - anything he wants that isn't "bad" for him. (don't tell him his coffee is decaf!)
40)would you trade your human life for one as the horse you desire, or even just to be any horse?
Like DH said - I'd give years off my life to add to Legacy's. I can't believe he'll be 12 this year - that means I don't have a lot of time with him left (my aunt's horse died at 22 - but he was bigger - maybe Pest will live to his late 20s? *crosses fingers*)
I know that when it happens, It'll be like losing a part of my soul.
LOL, I still have a bridle somewhere that's apart - I took it apart, set it down to answer the phone and....yeah. Not doing that ever again.
I'm like that too - when it comes to computers and medical, I'm all over it, but things like folding clothes, ironing, grasping certain mechanical aspects - totally out of my league. I leave that to my super-technical hubby. XD