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Stoned Wallabies Make Crop Circles...
16 years ago
I had to chuckle at this article:
Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.
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"The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Lara Giddings told the hearing.
"Then they crash," she added. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."
For the full article on our Morphine Munching Marsupials, go here
Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.
...
"The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Lara Giddings told the hearing.
"Then they crash," she added. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."
For the full article on our Morphine Munching Marsupials, go here
Bloody Nora, what's up with those bloody grasshoppers? They're all over the paddock like a mad woman's shit!
I'm a true blue ocker...
I didn't think stoners of any species were organized enough to set up crop circles anyway, but then I suppose it was probably a good idea at the time.
Funny thing is, I'm a frickin' Silver!
I don't know about marsupials, but when I used to get pissed (no personal experience with drugs), I used to end up with 110km/hr signs, traffic cones & those cool flashing yellow lights that they use for roadworks... I never ever considered making crop circles!
Dragons + Booze != Stewpid
One of my friends used to be a barman. One day, while we were having a Red Bull at a pizza shop, someone asked him what his job was.
His reply: "I'm an arsehole maker."
He clarified: "I serve alcohol to people & they become arseholes."
Funny drunks are good & melancholy drunks are tolerable though.
Of course, I stopped drinking once I became legal. There was just no fun in it anymore, when I could get in without having to worry about being carded.
I've been there twice, at two different times of year, and with the amount of moisture around 'Dusty," isn't an adjective that comes to mind.
However, in my experience, it all depends on where you are. Certain parts of London? Stuffy? Sure. Other parts, nah.
Out of London (eg. Telford?) Not-at-all!
I never could get the regions/suburbs/districts/shires right. I form my opinion by the way the general populace acts.
And if you're out of London, then it certainly won't be stuffy.
Oh, wait a minute... I take that back!
You were saying...?
I was referring to the fact that I do accounting too!
Of course, since I've yet to get a piece of paper to put letters behind my name, I haven't been required to surrender my personality yet. <grins, ducks, runs>
However, in my experience, it all depends on where you are. Certain parts of London? Stuffy? Sure. Other parts, nah.
Out of London (eg. Telford?) Not-at-all!
Hmmmph! The nerve of some Canids!
I thought she'd never leave!
Get a cave!
That's despicable!
Step 1: Travel to Tassie
Step 2: Watch wallabies mung on opium poppies
Step 3: Get Video of All of it!™
Step 4: Watch Roofus mung on opium poppies?
Step 5: Get Video of All of it!™
*cue lightning effects* Muahahahaha!
Taluthus
Taluthus! xD
I just had to tell mum about this article xD
Wrong football code!