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500 Watchers !!!! Raffle time !!!
8 years ago
Woaaaahhhh 500 watchers, daaaammmnnn !!!!!! thanks a lot to all of you, you're awesome and I love you all !!!!
For this great event i'm gonna make a new raffle, like the last one, the price of the raffle will be a draw with me, all free for you and we discuss about what you want in the draw (NSFW possible).
How to participate:
-You have to be a watcher (i'll check if you are)
-Leave a comment on this journal, what you want (somehting fun)
Optionnal (if you want to have more entries and more chance to win):
-tell me a joke in your comment(P.S: I love dark humor)
you can share the journal if you want ( not necessary )
The raffle will end in two weeks: 07/02/2017
Good luck to all and thanks again to all of you ! <3 <3
For this great event i'm gonna make a new raffle, like the last one, the price of the raffle will be a draw with me, all free for you and we discuss about what you want in the draw (NSFW possible).
How to participate:
-You have to be a watcher (i'll check if you are)
-Leave a comment on this journal, what you want (somehting fun)
Optionnal (if you want to have more entries and more chance to win):
-tell me a joke in your comment(P.S: I love dark humor)
you can share the journal if you want ( not necessary )
The raffle will end in two weeks: 07/02/2017
Good luck to all and thanks again to all of you ! <3 <3
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Je me disais aussi qu'il était temps qu'on se la fasse cette partie de jeux vidéo :D (la partie SFW). Du coup, je tente ^^
Par contre, c'est contre le règlement de FA d'offrir des chances supplémentaires par partage de journal... Tu peux tenter, mais je te le conseille pas...
Blagounette !!
C'est l'histoire d'un aveugle qui rentre dans un bar, puis dans une table, puis dans une chaise...
Mmrrrr, j'ai changer, je veux pas prendre de risques, tout se fait dans la bonne humeur :p
Et j'approuve la blague ahahah :D
#1 et #2 pour toi :3
Gratz on the watchers
A joke, uh... dark humor ? Welp, I ain't very keen with joke so well...
Guess I'd just say, have a rawrnderful day there It's just passed midnight here for me, so uh... probably I should turn in for now, it's pretty dark outside atm.
Thanks meowy much for the chance ^^
(omg those are so bad please forgive me)
Don't worry, bad jokes are allowed too :p
#3 and #4 for you :3
--> 1 bébé dans 2 poubelles.
Ou trouve t'on le plus souvent des Somaliens ?
--> La ou le vent souffle.
Number #5 et #6 pour toi :3
Aaaahhhh, l'humour noir.....
...If kissing is a European style greeting, I'd love to find out what a European handshake is~ :3
Well, i wonder too xD
#7 and #8
and joke? hu
what's funnier than watching two dom fighting for being the top? watching two sub fighting to be bottom^^
#9 and #10
Well don't know what else to add to this comment now except "In bed" to make this comment super sexy. In bed. and what's a seven-letter word for "cryptic"? O3o
Don't know, tell me xD
#11 and #12
Quelle différence y a t'il entre un bébé blanc et un bébé noir?
~ 20 minutes, thermostat 8 ~
Voila pour toi miss #13 et #14
Merki <3
First America's orange president? Donald Trump
#15 and #16
Ref: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21976069/
I'm not good with jokes, so i'll pass on that x3
#17
qu'est ce qu'un arabe à coté d'une poubelle ?
une photo de famille :DD
#18 et #19
uhh lets see. the worst joke Ive ever heard was this:
a little girl visits the zoo with her parents and they see two monkeys fucking each other's brains out. she asks what they are doing and the mom says "making a cake...now lets go sweetie"
on the way home, they catch two teens rocking a car. what was going on inside? yup..fuckin'. she asks again and the dad looks at the mom then back to the kid. "making a cake, hun. now lets get home"
when they arrive home late in the evening, the parents put thier daughter to bed before hitting the hay.
the next morning, the parents wake up to see the girl standing in the doorway as she says "I know you guys were making a cake last night"
flustered, thee two adults, stutter and blush trying to figure out what happened. the dad asks, "oh? how do you know?"
and she replies "because I licked the icing off of the couch!"
#20 and #21
C'est deux enfants juifs qui jouent dans la poussière, un Allemand arrive et leur dit :
"Alors les enfants, vous jouez avec papa et maman ? :D"
La licra me collera au cul jusqu'a la fin de mes jours pour cette blague xD
La communauté juive approuve cette blague xD
#22 et #23
C'est un gentil papa qui dit à son fils
"Tu vois fiston, les noirs c'est comme les bananes, c'est bien mieux pendus à un arbre!"
( je m'excuse auprès de tous les noirs ici présent )
Hehehe, pas mal pas mal, t'inquiètes pas, ici pas de haine, juste de l'humour noir et trash :D
#24 et #25
Allez, t'en mérite une autre :D
Quand sait on qu'une petite fille jouit ?
Quand ses hanches craquent~