It’s rant day, at least that’s what I’m calling it. And I have a good one today too.

I recently received an email saying that my email was too professional. I wasn’t offended or anything. In all honesty, I laughed for a good 5 minutes. I never responded back to the guy as I kind of decided to not take him on as a client because of that email. I mean seriously, I was offering a serious proposal here. I mean what was I supposed to do? Say something like this.

What is up dawg? This is Mr. AMP from the east side ida with my 401K and my MBA mother tucker!
I’m just dropping by to thank you for showcasing my shorty and to throw down some FYI that you might dig about social media pimping like a boss on your behalf. In exchange for representing you on the social hood, I’d like some points to get some free kicks on the down low. Hit me up if you’d be chilling with this sweet proposal.

If…If I were to be serious when I said that above paragraph, I’m vaguely certain I would be slapped in the face. All I’m saying is that there is no such thing as being too professional.