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Double Dick Dude / Diphallic Dude YOU GULLIBLE RUBES
8 years ago
Raise your hand if you have ever wondered if there was ever someone with two dicks.
Raise your hand if you wished you had two dicks.
Raise your hand if you're an artist who wants to draw multiple dicked characters realistically and would like good reference for what that would look like.
Yeah, me too.
Over two years ago, the internet was lit up with rumors about some guy with two dicks posting pictures around tumblr. Pretty exciting stuff. The guy even did a Reddit AMA.
Double Dick Dude or Diphallic Dude fooled a lot of people, and I can proudly say that I was not one of them. He's a sham. He has no evidence, and his book is poorly written gaping prolapsed anus / vagina fantasy. Although he fools the author of this article into believing he has two dicks, this article actually covers a lot of the insanely dubious elements of his ... fiction. The article also establishes the strange fixation on prolapsed anuses. Which is important later. The double dick character is a fantasy, and getting as many people as he can to actually believe it... is part of that fantasy.
If you scrutinize closely, all the photographs of his "double dicks" are just one dick, in slightly different positions. The same veins appear on the same side. Completely identical. That wouldn't happen in reality. This is pretty blatant photoshop. It's incredibly easy to do with even a marginal level of ability in photoshop.
For Example
You see there's a blue cross of small veins near the base of both shafts. Perfectly identical. That should give you a good landmark to show where all the other veins line up.
So where'd this Diphallic Dude even come from? The character, this "diphallic dude," was originally an anonymous submitter to a tumblr called "hotmeatmarket." Now... hotmeatmarket's whole shtick is that he fakes submissions. He takes pictures from other peoples tumblrs, and photoshops prolapsed anuses onto them. He then writes these long elaborate messages from these "submitters" that are all crazy fantasy stories. It's really fucking bizarre how extreme he makes them too. They look like they need medical attention. You can easily find the original photos he uses too, with only a simple google search by image.
This post is a perfect example. Not only is that post some messed up shit, I'm pretty sure this boarders on potentially lethal information. If someone were to mimic this liar...
WARNING GRAPHIC PROLAPSE ANUS PHOTOSHOP
and with a little google image search magic...
Pretty normal looking young dude who probably wouldn't like his picture used this way.
Here's the person he stole the photos from. Who obviously doesn't have a 6 inch prolapsed anus from shoving a shop vac up his ass, as detailed in Hotmeatmarket's fictional submission.
So this diphallic dude character starts "his own" tumblr, because of all the attention he got from these photos he supposedly gave to hotmeatmarket. But he never posts anything larger than a single picture, a single photoshopped picture. Never image sets, never video, and definitely nothing at a decent resolution. This is because all the pictures are hobbyist level photoshops covered in absurdly invasive watermarks. He can't produce large volumes of pictures, because they all require hand editing. Oh... and I have to mention, he has an extreme minimal level of activity, and recently all he does is reblog and promote hotmeatmarket. WARNING. GROTESQUE PROLAPSE PHOTOSHOPS EVERYWHERE. It really gives new meaning to the term "sock-puppet account." Eww.
We're supposed to believe that this dude has a perfectly formed PAIR of dicks, due to a disorder that usually produces highly asymmetrical and irregular penises. Not only that, they're also 9 inches long, and he fucks like a porn star. And his giant double dicks regularly leave his sexual partners with prolapsed anus and vagina? ...oh but no, this isn't some made up bullshit by the guy who fakes submissions and is in the business of inventing grotesque prolapse porn, using photoshops of stolen photographs. The only brave thing about this guy, is the balls it took to lie so publically.
In all likelihood, the guy who runs hotmeatmarket.tumblr.com IS the diphallic dude, using pictures of his own dick and photoshop to milk a lot of attention out of people who can't fact check bullshit.
Seriously. I'm super cool with people making photoshops of whatever they want. Jerk off to whatever they want. Sell whatever erotic stories on Amazon they want. But passing this information off as REAL is going too far. I want everyone who believed, promoted, and interviewed this guy to eat humble pie right now. Because holy shit, did you gullible rubes get played.
PLEASE SPREAD THIS INFORMATION. YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY IT WAS ME WHO POINTED THIS OUT. I DON'T WANT CREDIT FOR THIS, I JUST WANT THIS TO GET INTO THE INFORMATIONAL BLOODSTREAM OF THE INTERNET. IF SOMEONE COULD GET THIS ONTO ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, I'D BE SUPER GRATEFUL.
Raise your hand if you wished you had two dicks.
Raise your hand if you're an artist who wants to draw multiple dicked characters realistically and would like good reference for what that would look like.
Yeah, me too.
Over two years ago, the internet was lit up with rumors about some guy with two dicks posting pictures around tumblr. Pretty exciting stuff. The guy even did a Reddit AMA.
Double Dick Dude or Diphallic Dude fooled a lot of people, and I can proudly say that I was not one of them. He's a sham. He has no evidence, and his book is poorly written gaping prolapsed anus / vagina fantasy. Although he fools the author of this article into believing he has two dicks, this article actually covers a lot of the insanely dubious elements of his ... fiction. The article also establishes the strange fixation on prolapsed anuses. Which is important later. The double dick character is a fantasy, and getting as many people as he can to actually believe it... is part of that fantasy.
If you scrutinize closely, all the photographs of his "double dicks" are just one dick, in slightly different positions. The same veins appear on the same side. Completely identical. That wouldn't happen in reality. This is pretty blatant photoshop. It's incredibly easy to do with even a marginal level of ability in photoshop.
For Example
You see there's a blue cross of small veins near the base of both shafts. Perfectly identical. That should give you a good landmark to show where all the other veins line up.
So where'd this Diphallic Dude even come from? The character, this "diphallic dude," was originally an anonymous submitter to a tumblr called "hotmeatmarket." Now... hotmeatmarket's whole shtick is that he fakes submissions. He takes pictures from other peoples tumblrs, and photoshops prolapsed anuses onto them. He then writes these long elaborate messages from these "submitters" that are all crazy fantasy stories. It's really fucking bizarre how extreme he makes them too. They look like they need medical attention. You can easily find the original photos he uses too, with only a simple google search by image.
This post is a perfect example. Not only is that post some messed up shit, I'm pretty sure this boarders on potentially lethal information. If someone were to mimic this liar...
WARNING GRAPHIC PROLAPSE ANUS PHOTOSHOP
and with a little google image search magic...
Pretty normal looking young dude who probably wouldn't like his picture used this way.
Here's the person he stole the photos from. Who obviously doesn't have a 6 inch prolapsed anus from shoving a shop vac up his ass, as detailed in Hotmeatmarket's fictional submission.
So this diphallic dude character starts "his own" tumblr, because of all the attention he got from these photos he supposedly gave to hotmeatmarket. But he never posts anything larger than a single picture, a single photoshopped picture. Never image sets, never video, and definitely nothing at a decent resolution. This is because all the pictures are hobbyist level photoshops covered in absurdly invasive watermarks. He can't produce large volumes of pictures, because they all require hand editing. Oh... and I have to mention, he has an extreme minimal level of activity, and recently all he does is reblog and promote hotmeatmarket. WARNING. GROTESQUE PROLAPSE PHOTOSHOPS EVERYWHERE. It really gives new meaning to the term "sock-puppet account." Eww.
We're supposed to believe that this dude has a perfectly formed PAIR of dicks, due to a disorder that usually produces highly asymmetrical and irregular penises. Not only that, they're also 9 inches long, and he fucks like a porn star. And his giant double dicks regularly leave his sexual partners with prolapsed anus and vagina? ...oh but no, this isn't some made up bullshit by the guy who fakes submissions and is in the business of inventing grotesque prolapse porn, using photoshops of stolen photographs. The only brave thing about this guy, is the balls it took to lie so publically.
In all likelihood, the guy who runs hotmeatmarket.tumblr.com IS the diphallic dude, using pictures of his own dick and photoshop to milk a lot of attention out of people who can't fact check bullshit.
Seriously. I'm super cool with people making photoshops of whatever they want. Jerk off to whatever they want. Sell whatever erotic stories on Amazon they want. But passing this information off as REAL is going too far. I want everyone who believed, promoted, and interviewed this guy to eat humble pie right now. Because holy shit, did you gullible rubes get played.
PLEASE SPREAD THIS INFORMATION. YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY IT WAS ME WHO POINTED THIS OUT. I DON'T WANT CREDIT FOR THIS, I JUST WANT THIS TO GET INTO THE INFORMATIONAL BLOODSTREAM OF THE INTERNET. IF SOMEONE COULD GET THIS ONTO ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, I'D BE SUPER GRATEFUL.
Well done regarding your detective work.
To me photoshops stick out like a sore thumb. I hate when people use obvious lazy stretching/bulge effects to make bellies/dicks/toes/whatever look huge. I'd never seen this, though.
-Rowan
In retrospect, yeah... of course it's fake. It only seems remotely plausible if you don't look at it too hard, like I did. And how bizarre that it's part of this even bigger, shadier alternate universe! (Far be it for me to judge someone else's weird kinks, but you can't take other people's pictures, photoshop your kinks into them, and repost them online. That ain't cool.)
Thanks for posting this! If there's one thing I love as much as a good mystery, it's a well-researched debunking of a shitty mystery :)
What bugs me about these photoshops, both the Diphallic Dude and Hot Meat Market's. Is that they're being put out there with this intent to portray them as real. Faking double dicks for some jerk off material. Fine. Photoshopping weird kinks into pictures. Fine. There was a guy who used to photoshop pictures of men to look like orcs, with green skin and tusks. Arguable photoshopping is a transformative art form. But coupling it with claims of reality goes into weird territory. It deserves outing,
I think the fascinating thing though... is that ANYONE with a little digital art skills could fake their own double dick picture as well as this guy. I almost think a good way to call attention to that fact that it's fake, is to for a bunch of people to do it too. Maybe even some who do it better.
I say, keep the fantasy in the realm of fantasy.
But that anecdote highlights that it's now really obvious "Diphallic Dudes" whole existence was just a publicity stunt to sell really really bad writing.
Couple that with the weird way it was covered by media. "He's so brave" and "he's helping people overcome feeling like freaks." It made it a virtue to believe him. Which is probably what was so embarrassing for her. The revelation of her gullibility was tied into a kind of ... moral ideal. (I assume, anyway)
After all, I wanted to believe he was real. Early on. It was your criticism that made me keep looking at the evidence and scrutinize it closer. Then I found hot meat market and any illusion that this was real fell apart.
I don't want to appeal to authority, but people who don't work with graphics / image editing should... probably recognize they might have some shortcomings in that department.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comme.....o_penises_ama/
I wasn't sure if they were the same person (reading your journal first, then looking up the reddit post), but yup, Diphallic Dude/Double Dick Dude, complete with a link to his book. I totally agree with you, it's one thing to make money off of fictional work, manips and books, but to pass it off as real is just fraud and is disrespectful to real people who have this real disorder. Realistically there are going to be so many health issues and this guy is profiting from it. I wasn't aware until your journal that the guy had made a book and reading the reviews about how "great" he is, is simply disgusting. I can only imagine how pissed I'd be if I found someone who sexualized and idealized my disability (tonic-clonic epilepsy) and profited from it.
Also, sometime during this whole mess, he talked about having to get an operation to correct some minor problem with his urethra. I have to wonder if he wasn't fishing for some monetary support with that part of the story.
I'm struggling to see the veins lining up and stuff, but they are looking more 'shopped as I look at them
https://www.dropbox.com/s/5gpmgiwpf.....wover.jpg?dl=0
Infact, that was pretty easy. You can see the red vein, near the foreskin. It's compressed and pulled by because of the retracted foreskin, but it's perfectly identical.
Still I can go back to imagining.
Without the deceit of trying to get people believe the art is real.
I was raised to not believe any old thing published online, where has that skepticism gone today?