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FURRIES! THERE IS AN ILLNESS RAMPANT AMONG US! (repost 2011)
8 years ago
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It's called.... FREEBRAGE.
It is possible you might have it!!
Look out for these key symptoms: a mislead sense of self importance, irrational feelings about entitlement to ALL TEH ARTS, feelings like the world will end if you don't get ALL TEH ARTS, and a need to lash out at anyone who gets free arts when you dont/the artist who did not give you teh free arts you are of course obvi for sure desu desu entitled to.
If you feel you may be suffering one or more of these symptoms, please seek help IMMEDIATELY... and by seek help I mean step off that self-righteous stool of entitlement and self importance and GET A LIFE.
FREEBRAGE is a very serious condition and often results in a downward spiral leading to death or worse - the banhammer and being ostracized by your community.
Fortunately FREEBRAGE is not contagious... however many weak willed furries have known to be susceptible when in the presence of someone who has FREEBRAGE.
It is a curable illness so if you have it, DON'T WORRY! There is medication to help you! RAEG-B-GONE can be prescribed by a real doctor (
dipper, PhD.) to help alleviate your symptoms and cure you of the disease. Side effects are mild paralysis, twitching, a sense of hopelessness, and diarrhea BUT at least your friends won't think you're an asshole anymore! Not to mention, scat is also a legitimate fetish!
Now that you have been educated about FREEBRAGE, spread the information. Awareness is power, people.
This Message has been brought to you by
icee who is a doctor who specializes in doesn'ttakeyourcrap.
Have a lovely day.
It is possible you might have it!!
Look out for these key symptoms: a mislead sense of self importance, irrational feelings about entitlement to ALL TEH ARTS, feelings like the world will end if you don't get ALL TEH ARTS, and a need to lash out at anyone who gets free arts when you dont/the artist who did not give you teh free arts you are of course obvi for sure desu desu entitled to.
If you feel you may be suffering one or more of these symptoms, please seek help IMMEDIATELY... and by seek help I mean step off that self-righteous stool of entitlement and self importance and GET A LIFE.
FREEBRAGE is a very serious condition and often results in a downward spiral leading to death or worse - the banhammer and being ostracized by your community.
Fortunately FREEBRAGE is not contagious... however many weak willed furries have known to be susceptible when in the presence of someone who has FREEBRAGE.
It is a curable illness so if you have it, DON'T WORRY! There is medication to help you! RAEG-B-GONE can be prescribed by a real doctor (
dipper, PhD.) to help alleviate your symptoms and cure you of the disease. Side effects are mild paralysis, twitching, a sense of hopelessness, and diarrhea BUT at least your friends won't think you're an asshole anymore! Not to mention, scat is also a legitimate fetish!Now that you have been educated about FREEBRAGE, spread the information. Awareness is power, people.
This Message has been brought to you by
icee who is a doctor who specializes in doesn'ttakeyourcrap. Have a lovely day.
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