Singles Awareness Day
9 years ago
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I just want all you single people to know just how important you are. Because we as a whole make up a proper portion of the population and therefore deserve to be recognized. Send yourself flowers! Take yourself on a date! Make sweet love to yourself several times. Damnit gurl, you worth it!
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Marry myself.
Start a family by myself.
Raise kids by myself.
Grow old by myself.
Bury myself.
Rot by myself.
Or just take a blue bunny up the rear.