Tis a necessary evil that we mark this occasion of auspiciousness on this April first. Be on the lookout for behaviors most suspicious, and depictions of imagery so astounding they shan't be possible to believe. These are the hours of tomfoolery and crafty witches, disguising prose and purpose with wrongful and aloof commentary designed to beguile you into inaccurate beliefs. Be on thine guard this day and make yourself unavailable to heinous acts of innocuous jockularity. Stay safe of mind and person and soul.