sorry everyone!!! I know I'm a big dick. Just wanted to apologize to everybody for not being here or there for such a long time. I miss all of your guys and I hope you're all doing well!!

Here's a few jokes to lighten things up:

A man comes home from work to see his girlfriend sitting on the porch with her bags packed and ready to go. He asks her, "what are you doing?" She says, "I heard you were a pedophile." He responds, "That's a mighty big word for a ten year old."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

A jew with a boner walks into a wall and breaks his nose.