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Preface of Lonely Howl: Land of the Lost Wolves
16 years ago
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PREFACE: THE PHONE CALL
“I want ‘em gone, Bill! I want the stupid wolves gone! They keep eatin’ my elk!”
“I’m sorry, sir, but the wolves are protected.”
“PROTECTED? You’re the government! You can do anything you want!”
“Sir, the elk population is at an all time high right now. I don’t see the need. Besides, ‘save the wolves’ groups are fighting for the wolves in court, right now.”
“Well, arrest them or somthin’! Look at it this way, Bill. If I don’t have elk, consumers wont be happy! And if consumers aren’t happy, who do you think I’ll blame?”
“Um, the wolves, sir?”
“Well, them too! But, mostly the government! THAT MEANS YOU!”
“Okay, sir. I’ll see what I can do.”
“THANK YOU!”
“I want ‘em gone, Bill! I want the stupid wolves gone! They keep eatin’ my elk!”
“I’m sorry, sir, but the wolves are protected.”
“PROTECTED? You’re the government! You can do anything you want!”
“Sir, the elk population is at an all time high right now. I don’t see the need. Besides, ‘save the wolves’ groups are fighting for the wolves in court, right now.”
“Well, arrest them or somthin’! Look at it this way, Bill. If I don’t have elk, consumers wont be happy! And if consumers aren’t happy, who do you think I’ll blame?”
“Um, the wolves, sir?”
“Well, them too! But, mostly the government! THAT MEANS YOU!”
“Okay, sir. I’ll see what I can do.”
“THANK YOU!”
But yeah.. sounds like a good story. I'm part of the Defenders of Wildlife Foundation, and I know alot about this subject. Good luck on the story, I know it'll be well.