So I was at the ER at 2 in the morning getting stitches and a tetnaus shot. Whoo for me!


And the full version is this on how it happened: It was like 1am, and I was chillin with Wolfie and his cousin Justin. I was hungry seeing as I hadn't eaten for like 14 hours so I made a little microwave meal that wasn't enough. So I had just bought lemons which are like my favorite little thing to get my sour fix. I get out a lemon and a knife to cut it with. The knife didn't even have a pointed end, just a semi sharp edge that was good for fruits and shiz. I had nowhere to cut it but in my hand. Simple enough right? I'd done it a million times before... But I dunno how, but the lemon slipped halfway through the cut and sent the knife toward and therein THROUGH my finger. It wasn't until I screamed FUCK that Wolfie figured something happened... So as I'm wimpering in pain begging him to get a towel as I bled profusely into the sink he thinks its something little and says that he didn't think we had any bandaids left. I told him bandaids wouldn't cut it. He then asked to see it. Heh. So I drip blood halfway through the apartment and show him. He grabs his keys, gets me a wet cloth to hold on it, and the next minute we're doing 90mph down the road on the way to the ER.

Lol. Fun, no?