To all you stalkers watching me
8 years ago
The footer lies
First journal hype!
There are far too many of you to thank individually, so- Wait, I have to do this formally. I am British, after all.
*ahem, hem hem, HEM*
*drinks tea*
I, Vanthrys Eristine Kreath, henceforth known as Me or I, give immense gratitude to the many, many watchers to my account. I am unsure as to how you watch me, either with a periscope, telescope, remote camera, or a combination of the three, but I give you my word of attempting to continue posting these great commissions I am getting.
I must say that, from here out, they will grow fewer in number, but they will be there, and may return later on in force.
And so, I, once again still known as Vanthrys Eristine Kreath, with known aliases such as That Purple Dragon™ or The Dragon With The Purple Lolipop™, give many thousands of thanks to all of you who decided to watch me.
And now we return to your scheduled program of "Holy Crap, How Many Balls Do You Have?!™", starring a black/purple horsecock, with the attached purple dragon. In this episode of "Holy Crap, How Many Balls Do You Have?!™": Holy crap, how many balls does this dragon have?!
DIDN'T READ LOL: So many watchers! Thank c:
There are far too many of you to thank individually, so- Wait, I have to do this formally. I am British, after all.
*ahem, hem hem, HEM*
*drinks tea*
I, Vanthrys Eristine Kreath, henceforth known as Me or I, give immense gratitude to the many, many watchers to my account. I am unsure as to how you watch me, either with a periscope, telescope, remote camera, or a combination of the three, but I give you my word of attempting to continue posting these great commissions I am getting.
I must say that, from here out, they will grow fewer in number, but they will be there, and may return later on in force.
And so, I, once again still known as Vanthrys Eristine Kreath, with known aliases such as That Purple Dragon™ or The Dragon With The Purple Lolipop™, give many thousands of thanks to all of you who decided to watch me.
And now we return to your scheduled program of "Holy Crap, How Many Balls Do You Have?!™", starring a black/purple horsecock, with the attached purple dragon. In this episode of "Holy Crap, How Many Balls Do You Have?!™": Holy crap, how many balls does this dragon have?!
DIDN'T READ LOL: So many watchers! Thank c:
FA+

Got something for everyone as a male-herm~
Horse wieners are cool
Oh gosh, I do hope no-one saw that~
*more tea*
See something you like?
Or maybe I did? Not sure. Four balls are pretty damn awesome though~
Everyone hits the jackpot!! ;3