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Spring Black Friday
8 years ago
Ladies, Gentlemen, others of undecided gender,
Spring is upon us, and that means two things:
1)Our Spring Black Friday sale happens next week! Major savings on all close-out designs and one of a kind toys! That oddly familiar looking border collie lovedoll that reminds you of your roommate for some reason, now 60% off! That hypnotically attractive dolphin float, 45% off the already discounted price!
and of course... 2) POLLEN. So. Much. Pollen. Nasal congestion and coughing and hacking as your sinuses struggle to keep up with all that flower spunk in the air.
Little known fact, we have the best remedy for pollen allergies, FDA approved! (Friendly Demon Apprentices) If you're having sinus issues, come and see us... we'll be happy to make sure you never have problems with them again.
Spring is upon us, and that means two things:
1)Our Spring Black Friday sale happens next week! Major savings on all close-out designs and one of a kind toys! That oddly familiar looking border collie lovedoll that reminds you of your roommate for some reason, now 60% off! That hypnotically attractive dolphin float, 45% off the already discounted price!
and of course... 2) POLLEN. So. Much. Pollen. Nasal congestion and coughing and hacking as your sinuses struggle to keep up with all that flower spunk in the air.
Little known fact, we have the best remedy for pollen allergies, FDA approved! (Friendly Demon Apprentices) If you're having sinus issues, come and see us... we'll be happy to make sure you never have problems with them again.
I'd really get an appointment *Sneezes*
I attentively wish to know more!