Remember, Shoppers
    6 years ago
            Remember, dear shoppers
Always check for authenticity in your inflatables. In this modern internet age, bootlegs are quite common. And with them comes poor seam quality, ridiculous proportions that make no sense, and who knows what other problems.
Just because you can get a good deal, doesn't mean it'll be the real thing.
That tingle you feel off the bootleg inflatable skunk based on a furry web comic series? That might be corruptive magic. Next thing you know you ARE the bootleg, or even worse, an inferior copy of the inferior bootleg copy! And no one wants to be a 5th-6th generation copy of anything.
Shop smart, shop S-ma... Wait, no that's not how that goes.
Shop smart, shop reliably, shop wisely!
                    Always check for authenticity in your inflatables. In this modern internet age, bootlegs are quite common. And with them comes poor seam quality, ridiculous proportions that make no sense, and who knows what other problems.
Just because you can get a good deal, doesn't mean it'll be the real thing.
That tingle you feel off the bootleg inflatable skunk based on a furry web comic series? That might be corruptive magic. Next thing you know you ARE the bootleg, or even worse, an inferior copy of the inferior bootleg copy! And no one wants to be a 5th-6th generation copy of anything.
Shop smart, shop S-ma... Wait, no that's not how that goes.
Shop smart, shop reliably, shop wisely!
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Also the idea of being something cheaply mass produced. Just another cheap toy in a pile of identical toys, impossible to tell apart and nothing significant about you.