Internet is all about anonymity. I understand that part. Knowing that everyone here, or at most in majority is running on nicknames, or names that they put on as a mask on their name worn in Real Life is to protect their identity from the threats of cyber attacks, data harvesting activities.
Should one activity reach up on me I can tell from a few easy gestures through conversations what they are up to with me. Those who just simply want to chat with me they are fine to do so, so long as they are not trying to confuse me aimlessly, and they still don't want to tell what they are up to.
I will be honest with you. I have the liberty to disregard messages I can't get a grab on because I don't have time and energy all the time to parse messages I don't get to understand on first three tries. Those who makes it difficult to me are not doing a great job to catch my attention. Should one be throwing accusations that I am such a serious person can't take things smooth and easy and funny, I regret to tell that they must be living in a dark world, I am afraid.

There was a situation that happened to occur just recently where a friend's phone was used by someone else. Apparently it was someone I used to know long ago, but I was just asking for the name so I would like to know who has got their hands over this friend's phone. Mysterious person refused to cooperate. Those who happen to refuse, are likely to become suspicious in my eyes and are about to be subject of my suspicion that they must have taken control over not just friend's phone but his account as well, and who know what they are up to next with their account. I don't know what was about to happen next but in such cases as it happened through Skype where you must have gotten some URLs you were not supposed to click and your PC was also infected, that's the scenarios I would like to prevent.

Long story short: When I ask for your name, and probably for some bot-proof questions(mathematical quizzes), please be so kind to co-operate with me and help me determine your intentions are not malicious.
Should one fail to co-operate, I have no further business with them. =)

Should an ultimate bot-proof Turing-test question be efficient against such account thefts like pretending a denial of politically correctness forced ideologies which would otherwise trigger a real person to report you for being Cartman on Kyle way?