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A mile-stone in my life.
8 years ago
A most magical moment for me occurred today at lunch. I managed to clear a number off my bucket list.
I was nabbing some lunch at Fred meyers, had just checked out. when the lady behind me points and says "Your cord is dangling." ( Yes, I'm aware of how perverted that sounded. it took all my will power not to be reduced to a giggling mess on the floor.)
What had happen was that i removed my headphones from my Ipod, so i could plug it into my car stereo. but since i keep my headphone cord along the inside of my shirt. the bottom six inches was flying free by my left leg. I, being the retard i am, failed to notice this. and probably walked around the entire store with this cord slapping the back of my leg.
But then, an idea struck me. it was brilliant!
I turned and said "Yeah, that thing does things on its own....A-cord.
Stunned silence followed that. the lady just looked at me in complete and absolute disbelief. i was smiling wide thinking myself amazing when i felt a hand on my shoulder. It was the cashier that just finished ringing me up. with a soft voice and concern look on his face he said
"Sir. I'm afraid i must ask you to leave the store."
i was dying with laughter all the way back to my car.
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I was nabbing some lunch at Fred meyers, had just checked out. when the lady behind me points and says "Your cord is dangling." ( Yes, I'm aware of how perverted that sounded. it took all my will power not to be reduced to a giggling mess on the floor.)
What had happen was that i removed my headphones from my Ipod, so i could plug it into my car stereo. but since i keep my headphone cord along the inside of my shirt. the bottom six inches was flying free by my left leg. I, being the retard i am, failed to notice this. and probably walked around the entire store with this cord slapping the back of my leg.
But then, an idea struck me. it was brilliant!
I turned and said "Yeah, that thing does things on its own....A-cord.
Stunned silence followed that. the lady just looked at me in complete and absolute disbelief. i was smiling wide thinking myself amazing when i felt a hand on my shoulder. It was the cashier that just finished ringing me up. with a soft voice and concern look on his face he said
"Sir. I'm afraid i must ask you to leave the store."
i was dying with laughter all the way back to my car.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/achgen360/t/SRlvY0AT.png
