I can basically copy-pasta this from last year's last year.

Where are you staying?
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT Marriott ROOM SIGN.
BY ME.

What day are you getting there?
Thursday eve--NIGHT HAHAHA FLIGHT DELAYS

What days are you staying there?
Until Monday, because HAHAHA PAID VACATION

How are you travelling?
Wow I actually have to fly there since I DON'T LIVE IN ATLANTA ANYMORE

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
aaaand a bunch of other people who knows

Who are you rooming with?

and his friend WE WILL CONVERT HIM not really

Where will you be?
This question sucks.

How is the best way to find you?
Twitter @SeruleBlue, Telegram @Serule, Discord Serule#9451.
Skype? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Are there any panels you might be attending?
I'M CO-HOSTING ONE, BYAAACH

What do you look like?
LOOK FOR THE TOOT CAN BADGES

Do you do free art?
Shitty question is shit.

Do you do trades?
Shitty question is shit.

Do you do badges?
ALREADY DIIIID *cool glasses gif*

What is your gender?
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

How tall are you?
SHITTY
QUESTIONS

Are you mated/in a relationship?
private class Serule {} // TODO update sometime

Can I talk to you?
LET'S GO TO A CON AND NOT SOCIALIZE WITH ANYONE /s

Can I touch you?
THESE QUESTIONS ARE STILL WEIRD EVEN AFTER THREE I MEAN FOUR YEARS

Can I buy you drinks?
It's a con, drinks are practically free
not that I care

Can I give you stuff?
if (!Serule.inventory.isFull() && !Serule.determineIfStuffIsWeird(stuff))
Serule.inventory.add(stuff);

Can I come to dinner with you?
Let's simplify this question that depends on a variety of external factors to a single boolean
-_-

Can I buy breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
??????????? I don't want your money

Can I ask you to dance wi

THESE QUESTIONS ARE DUMB
SKIP
SKIP
SKIP

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Last year I was:
RIP LAST FWA FOR ME WITHOUT HAVING TO SPEND A BILLION DOLLARS FOR PLANE TICKETS BECAUSE FLYING TAKES MANA
Now I'm like:
RIP IN PLANE TICKETS

LET'S DO THIS