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I tried weed - never again
8 years ago
I have gone 28 years without trying drugs, smoking cigarettes, only got blackout drunk once, etc. Well, my boss gave us $90 in edibles to dispose of for him. I've heard okay things about weed, so I figured hey, I'll try a couple, life is short.
Noooooooo. I was laying in bed reading, got tired, and turned off the light. Then bam, the weed kicked in. So I was in three different dimensions, and only one where I could control my body, the other two were above my body, slightly higher and then much higher. I was sharing every thought that came in my head, really loudly and mumbling. I closed my eyes and I was freaking hallucinating this blue guy jumping over a brown rug, and I couldn't stop laughing at that. So many freaky patterns going on. Then I was touching myself but I didn't realize it. I felt really bad for talking so loudly so I made myself be quiet by pushing my hand down on my face as hard as possible... then my brain convinced my body I was dying. I could feel my heart rate slowing and my body getting cold. No matter what I couldn't convince myself I wasn't dying, and I was thinking about all the people I hadn't said goodbye to.
I had a bad reaction to anesthesia when I got my teeth out, so it's not overly surprising. I have mental illness so I think that makes drugs far worse. Anyways, I'm done with that nonsense...
Noooooooo. I was laying in bed reading, got tired, and turned off the light. Then bam, the weed kicked in. So I was in three different dimensions, and only one where I could control my body, the other two were above my body, slightly higher and then much higher. I was sharing every thought that came in my head, really loudly and mumbling. I closed my eyes and I was freaking hallucinating this blue guy jumping over a brown rug, and I couldn't stop laughing at that. So many freaky patterns going on. Then I was touching myself but I didn't realize it. I felt really bad for talking so loudly so I made myself be quiet by pushing my hand down on my face as hard as possible... then my brain convinced my body I was dying. I could feel my heart rate slowing and my body getting cold. No matter what I couldn't convince myself I wasn't dying, and I was thinking about all the people I hadn't said goodbye to.
I had a bad reaction to anesthesia when I got my teeth out, so it's not overly surprising. I have mental illness so I think that makes drugs far worse. Anyways, I'm done with that nonsense...
I'm neuro sensitive so even the normal starter dose of 10mg knocks me on my ass. So when ever I do it to help with my anxiety, I just do just a little.
Though to someone that does weed all the time, a 100mg chocolate bar would be good for an evening. For me, a single bar will last me 10 months.
First, If you are under the age of 25 and have a family history of Schizophrenia, then probably wait to do weed until your older. (weed has been linked to upping the activation of schizophrenia if it runs in your family.)
If not, you're completely fine.
So for edibles, don't just try some random pot brownie someone made. Buy a standardized approved edible. Like a bar of chocolate. Which is really really easy to figure out dosage levels.
Like, a bar will have 100mg total and it consists of 10 squares. 10mg a square.
All you have to do is look at the label and figure out what 10mg is for your edible.
Then take 10mg.
It takes 30min-2 hours to activate, depending on your natural metabolism and when you ate food. (if your stomach is empty it will hit you faster.)
An edible can last for hours. So be sure to clear your day, and buy food and drink in advance.
Only take more if you feel nothing from 2 hours of waiting.
Also do not mix with alcohol.
It can be pretty fun and relaxing overall. :3
Thank you for the tips though, they aren't falling on blind eyes, so to speak.