Best e-mail ever?
16 years ago
Nothing noteworthy here
Suspicious Person:
Several staff members reported an unknown subject would “meander” into and out of their offices. The subject would inspect everything, then collect candy samples from all of the candy bowls located within the offices. The unknown subject was described as: Black male, and was last seen wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants. Occurred on: 7-03-09, at 2:43 PM.
This is an actual e-mail my brother got from his school.
Several staff members reported an unknown subject would “meander” into and out of their offices. The subject would inspect everything, then collect candy samples from all of the candy bowls located within the offices. The unknown subject was described as: Black male, and was last seen wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants. Occurred on: 7-03-09, at 2:43 PM.
This is an actual e-mail my brother got from his school.