Da Rules:
1) every question must only be answered "innocent" or "guilty"
2) ur not allowed to explain the context of an answer unless someone asks
this is different from usually memes because i don't like my Shitposting Integrity tampered with but here have it so you can all get to know me as a human being
if you want ur shitposting fix u have to ask me what the fuck is goin on w/ these answers

1. Asked someone to marry you?
Innocent

2. Kissed one of your friends?
Guilty

3. Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent

4. Ever told a lie?
Guilty

5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
Guilty

6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Guilty

7. Kissed a picture?
Guilty

8. Slept in until 5 PM?
Guilty

9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Innocent

10. Held a snake?
Guilty

11. Been suspended from school?
Innocent

12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
Innocent

13. Stolen something?
Guilty

14. Been fired from a job?
Guilty

15. Done something you regret?
Guilty

16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
Innocent

17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty

18. Kissed in the rain?
Guilty

19. Sat on a roof top?
Innocent

20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent

21. Sang in the shower?
Guilty

22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Innocent

23. Shaved your head?
Innocent

24. Slept naked?
Guilty

25. Had a boxing membership?
Innocent

26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty

27. Been in a band?
Innocent

28. Shot a gun?
Innocent

29. Donated Blood?
Innocent

30. Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent

31. Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty

32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
Guilty :(

33. Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent

34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Innocent

35. Been too honest?
Guilty

36. Ruined a surprise?
Guilty

37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
Innocent

38. Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty

39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
Guilty

40. Joined a pageant
Innocent

41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone?
Guilty

42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
Innocent/guilty/innocent

43. Cheated on someone?
Innocent

44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent

45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
Innocent

46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty

47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Guilty

48. Thought about suicide?
Guilty

49. Thought about murder?
Guilty

50. How about Mass Murder?
Innocent

51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Innocent

52. Stalked someone?
Innocent

53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o.?
Guilty

steal this melodramatic meme so all your furwatchers can know whether or not ur a fuckin criminal