Should've said this earlier, but I "leveled up" today:

Level 20
+3 immaturity
+0 alcoholicness
+5 nerdiness
+20 video game skill
+7 affinity for dicks
+9 inadvertent offensiveness
+2 insomnia

You have gained item: Nintendo Switch
You have gained item: Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
You have gained item: Wind Waker Link plushie
You have gained item: Check for 50 Dollars from Grandpa
You have gained item: 30 Dollars Worth of Debt Towards Sister
You have gained item: No Life

365xp to next level