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16 years ago
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If i die tomorrow i want you too kill me
1. How old will you be in five years?
well i wont be 19 ill guarantee that!
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
I count my penis as a person so naturally i spend all my time with him
3. How tall are you?
Tall enough
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Uni interviews and making sure that i get a competent tutor to interview me!
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Ice Age 3D
6. Who was the last person you called?
i called my penis an idiot when it said i was a jerk
7. Who was the last person to call you?
some chav on the street saying i was a nigger.....IM WHITE!!
8. What was the last text message you received?
"BUTTERSCOTCH PUDDING TASTES LIKE CARDBOARD TOO ME"
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
my mother telling me to quiet down from upstairs....thats right she uses the phone to tell me to shut up while im having my guts ripped out on left 4 dead
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
caaaalllll
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
the all time number 1 male past time............drawing arts
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
neeeeither HAH chew on that
13. When did you last see your mom?
3 minutes ago
14. What color are your eyes?
blue, like a depressed whale
15. What time did you wake up today?
surprisingly 6am
16. What are you wearing right now?
tight blue jeans, white socks, blue and white vert striped shirt previously owned by my father at the age of 18, and a white shirt (nooooo underwear *feels the briskness*)
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Merry fucking christmas
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
in front of the flat glowy box
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
i guess up a fat mans arsehole, ive never been up one of those but i hear they are rather uncomfortable
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Too Myself
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
in my late 20's :P
22. Do you tan or burn?
i smolder
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
the olsen twins
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
laughing at a joke that was funny because it was so terrible
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
five
26. How big is your bed?
a raised bed that is too small for me, its bouncey though and makes a pleasant squeaking noise if you rock it the right way
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
PEE SEA
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
i sleep how i plan on having sex, in the nude with a cider in my paw
29. What color are your sheets?
light blue
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
i actually sleep with 3 quilts, one quilt to sleep on one to wrap myself up in and one to rest my head on
31. What is your favorite season?
spring tiiiiiime, just especially coz its hilter's fave also!
33. What do you like about winter?
the sparkle of the sunlight shining through the white tint leaves
34. What do you like about the summer?
BRIGHT LIGHTS BURN MEEEEEEE!!!!!
35. What do you like about spring?
the women
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
none, and they sucked :P
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
ima bolton boi
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
sockiiiiieeeessss
39. Are you a social person?
believe it! (bad Narutard ref) my mother thinks i should do more o.o
40. What was the last thing you ate?
*spits out a vixen skull and pretends to be non-chalont*
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
anywhere that sells shit, though i suppose buritos and pizza are madly on the menus, and if not then a good scampi
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Apricot, cherry garcia, chocolate vienetta, fish food, coffee, and passion fruit
43. What is your favorite dessert?
cant beat a good apple pie / crumble
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Tomato soup (hidden fact, its actually very good for sperm production) healthy testicals ftw!
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
blackcurrent but only if its killed properly
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Ribs, beef curries, the rice, hell yea thats good stuff every guy loves a good curry
47. Do you like coffee?
no but i like coffee icecream....weird
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
i only drink water on its own if i either need it or there is no more milk or juice in the house, i suppose 3
49. What do you drink in the morning?
MILKSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES
50. There is no spoon.
there isnt!!! first santa now this?!!
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
i sleep on every side of it.....all at once
52. Do you know how to play poker?
yea but ill need a pretty damn good stick
53. Do you like to cuddle?
.....YOU ARE TALKING TOO A FURRY HERE!!!!
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
no but i have friends there who beg me to go
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
no, im slow, dull, boring, and strangely awesome
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
eats occur at dah crib brudda
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
no but if i did id kill them, that way it would be my special day and ONLY MY special day >=)
59. Do you want kids?
if i had them now my life will be over, if i have them in 10 years my life would be over....guess ill have them whenever xD
60. Do you speak any foreign languages?
i know quite a few words from alot of languages but japanese is the more abundant one, though i struggle putting the words in the right order, i once said "please pizza for fat me" to a japanese waitress to try and impress her XB
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
oh yes
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
pool without question
64. Do you prefer a window seat or aisle seats?
windoooowwww
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
no but i know how to ride twigs (bow chikka bow wow)
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
music CDs, PC games, and trips to see friends
67. Do you wear any jewellery?
naaaaah why redirect attention to some shiney trinket when you can stare at my pretty face aaaalllll day?
68. What is your favorite TV show?
monty python, red dwarf, whos line is it anyway, OI, top gear, bottom....infact anything on dave
69. Can you roll your tongue?
yes and also my eyes ¬¬
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Lee Evans (living) and Tommy Cooper (deceased)
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
iiiiii slept with my tail on a few times
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
ELECTRIC EEEELLLLLLLL
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
little? my mommy sais im a big boy even when i was baby!
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
LOL jokes on you i cant see red
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
i do ya
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
closed, otherwise the olsen twins will get me!
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
a bear, coz perhaps itll understand me when i say that im a furry and itll run away yelping with its asshole clenched shut (lol)
78. Do you flirt a lot?
I tried when I was single. I don't now but some people might think I do >.<
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
ketchup and salsa dip
80. What is your favorite food?
scampi, pizza, curry, lamb, chicken, sausages and the odd tiny fur *licks lips*
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
i hope not, coz if it did change it would be a freak act of nature, OIL SHOULD STAY BLACK! so if it changed tooo say an orange im declaring it as an act of satan
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
yes when i wore Speedos
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
im a guy, you tell me
84. What is your usual bedtime?
after the cool stuff ends
85. What was the last book you read?
harry pothead and the chamber pot of secrets (14 at the time)
86. Do you read the newspaper?
only for job searching
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
ImagineFX digital art magazine, funny coz i cant do digital art for shit.....yet.....
89. Do you watch soap operas?
soap? bleh, operas? bleeeehh, watch? bleeeeh
90. Do you dance in the car?
car, shower, chairs, dancefloors, the floor itself, yea sure, but i look like a drunken dad
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
105.4, that or Rock FM
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
noooo pictures in dis hoos
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
"call barry about uni and get the new FX mag"
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
fire 8D
95. What is your favorite board game?
chess
97. When was the last time you attended church?
my grandmothers funeral, im here trying to remember my gran and her life and i got some B-tard shoving god and remembering what jesus did for the human race down my neck
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Mr.Critinen, he was insane! he growled at all the people queued up outside his class then lay on his back on his work desk reading the paper while we solved math problems on the board
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
1 night, i swear.....NEVER AGAIN!!
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
my grandmother giving me the very last birthday card she ever gave me
well i wont be 19 ill guarantee that!
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
I count my penis as a person so naturally i spend all my time with him
3. How tall are you?
Tall enough
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Uni interviews and making sure that i get a competent tutor to interview me!
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Ice Age 3D
6. Who was the last person you called?
i called my penis an idiot when it said i was a jerk
7. Who was the last person to call you?
some chav on the street saying i was a nigger.....IM WHITE!!
8. What was the last text message you received?
"BUTTERSCOTCH PUDDING TASTES LIKE CARDBOARD TOO ME"
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
my mother telling me to quiet down from upstairs....thats right she uses the phone to tell me to shut up while im having my guts ripped out on left 4 dead
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
caaaalllll
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
the all time number 1 male past time............drawing arts
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
neeeeither HAH chew on that
13. When did you last see your mom?
3 minutes ago
14. What color are your eyes?
blue, like a depressed whale
15. What time did you wake up today?
surprisingly 6am
16. What are you wearing right now?
tight blue jeans, white socks, blue and white vert striped shirt previously owned by my father at the age of 18, and a white shirt (nooooo underwear *feels the briskness*)
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Merry fucking christmas
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
in front of the flat glowy box
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
i guess up a fat mans arsehole, ive never been up one of those but i hear they are rather uncomfortable
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Too Myself
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
in my late 20's :P
22. Do you tan or burn?
i smolder
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
the olsen twins
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
laughing at a joke that was funny because it was so terrible
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
five
26. How big is your bed?
a raised bed that is too small for me, its bouncey though and makes a pleasant squeaking noise if you rock it the right way
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
PEE SEA
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
i sleep how i plan on having sex, in the nude with a cider in my paw
29. What color are your sheets?
light blue
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
i actually sleep with 3 quilts, one quilt to sleep on one to wrap myself up in and one to rest my head on
31. What is your favorite season?
spring tiiiiiime, just especially coz its hilter's fave also!
33. What do you like about winter?
the sparkle of the sunlight shining through the white tint leaves
34. What do you like about the summer?
BRIGHT LIGHTS BURN MEEEEEEE!!!!!
35. What do you like about spring?
the women
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
none, and they sucked :P
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
ima bolton boi
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
sockiiiiieeeessss
39. Are you a social person?
believe it! (bad Narutard ref) my mother thinks i should do more o.o
40. What was the last thing you ate?
*spits out a vixen skull and pretends to be non-chalont*
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
anywhere that sells shit, though i suppose buritos and pizza are madly on the menus, and if not then a good scampi
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Apricot, cherry garcia, chocolate vienetta, fish food, coffee, and passion fruit
43. What is your favorite dessert?
cant beat a good apple pie / crumble
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Tomato soup (hidden fact, its actually very good for sperm production) healthy testicals ftw!
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
blackcurrent but only if its killed properly
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Ribs, beef curries, the rice, hell yea thats good stuff every guy loves a good curry
47. Do you like coffee?
no but i like coffee icecream....weird
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
i only drink water on its own if i either need it or there is no more milk or juice in the house, i suppose 3
49. What do you drink in the morning?
MILKSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES
50. There is no spoon.
there isnt!!! first santa now this?!!
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
i sleep on every side of it.....all at once
52. Do you know how to play poker?
yea but ill need a pretty damn good stick
53. Do you like to cuddle?
.....YOU ARE TALKING TOO A FURRY HERE!!!!
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
no but i have friends there who beg me to go
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
no, im slow, dull, boring, and strangely awesome
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
eats occur at dah crib brudda
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
no but if i did id kill them, that way it would be my special day and ONLY MY special day >=)
59. Do you want kids?
if i had them now my life will be over, if i have them in 10 years my life would be over....guess ill have them whenever xD
60. Do you speak any foreign languages?
i know quite a few words from alot of languages but japanese is the more abundant one, though i struggle putting the words in the right order, i once said "please pizza for fat me" to a japanese waitress to try and impress her XB
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
oh yes
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
pool without question
64. Do you prefer a window seat or aisle seats?
windoooowwww
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
no but i know how to ride twigs (bow chikka bow wow)
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
music CDs, PC games, and trips to see friends
67. Do you wear any jewellery?
naaaaah why redirect attention to some shiney trinket when you can stare at my pretty face aaaalllll day?
68. What is your favorite TV show?
monty python, red dwarf, whos line is it anyway, OI, top gear, bottom....infact anything on dave
69. Can you roll your tongue?
yes and also my eyes ¬¬
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Lee Evans (living) and Tommy Cooper (deceased)
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
iiiiii slept with my tail on a few times
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
ELECTRIC EEEELLLLLLLL
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
little? my mommy sais im a big boy even when i was baby!
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
LOL jokes on you i cant see red
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
i do ya
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
closed, otherwise the olsen twins will get me!
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
a bear, coz perhaps itll understand me when i say that im a furry and itll run away yelping with its asshole clenched shut (lol)
78. Do you flirt a lot?
I tried when I was single. I don't now but some people might think I do >.<
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
ketchup and salsa dip
80. What is your favorite food?
scampi, pizza, curry, lamb, chicken, sausages and the odd tiny fur *licks lips*
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
i hope not, coz if it did change it would be a freak act of nature, OIL SHOULD STAY BLACK! so if it changed tooo say an orange im declaring it as an act of satan
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
yes when i wore Speedos
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
im a guy, you tell me
84. What is your usual bedtime?
after the cool stuff ends
85. What was the last book you read?
harry pothead and the chamber pot of secrets (14 at the time)
86. Do you read the newspaper?
only for job searching
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
ImagineFX digital art magazine, funny coz i cant do digital art for shit.....yet.....
89. Do you watch soap operas?
soap? bleh, operas? bleeeehh, watch? bleeeeh
90. Do you dance in the car?
car, shower, chairs, dancefloors, the floor itself, yea sure, but i look like a drunken dad
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
105.4, that or Rock FM
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
noooo pictures in dis hoos
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
"call barry about uni and get the new FX mag"
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
fire 8D
95. What is your favorite board game?
chess
97. When was the last time you attended church?
my grandmothers funeral, im here trying to remember my gran and her life and i got some B-tard shoving god and remembering what jesus did for the human race down my neck
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Mr.Critinen, he was insane! he growled at all the people queued up outside his class then lay on his back on his work desk reading the paper while we solved math problems on the board
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
1 night, i swear.....NEVER AGAIN!!
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
my grandmother giving me the very last birthday card she ever gave me
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