I wish to summarize the first episode of Naruto...:

Narrator: long ago there was a sexy tsundere, he was acting like a dick, so the fourth hokage sealed him inside his own son... FATHER OF THE YEAR THERE!
<later>
Naruto: "I'm an obnoxious brat and I act out to get attention because everybody hates me for some reason!"
Iruka: "Stop being a brat!"
Naruto: "I'm a sexy lady!"
Iruka: "I SAID STOP! YOU FAILED THE FINALS BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T DO ONE TECHNIQUE!"
<later again>
Mizuki: "Naruto steal this very important scroll and hide somewhere."
Naruto: "This is not at all suspicious, I'll do it!
<later again again>
Mizuki: "Hey Iruka, Naruto took the thing."
Iruka: "Bugger! Okay I'll go get him.
<later again again again>
Iruka: "I found you Naruto!"
Naruto: "I did the thing that Mizuki said to do!"
Iruka: "Wait, what?!? stabbed in the back "Sugar Honey Iced Tea!!!"
Mizuki: "Naruto! You're a sexy tsundere!"
Naruto: "... What the hell are you talking about?!
Sarutobi: "I have this crystal ball that lets me see exactly what is going on and where, but I'm not sending reinforcements for some reason."
Mizuki: "You hate Naruto because he's the sexy tsundere."
Iruka: "Nah."
Naruto: "IMMA FRICKIN KILL YOU!"
Mizuki: "How?"
Naruto: "By being 50 people."
Mizuki: "Sugar Honey Iced Tea!"
Iruka: "I'm going to ignore protocol and just say you passed.
Naruto: "Woo!"
Sarutobi: "Seriously! There are like 50 more useful things I could be doing right now, how does this crystal ball even work? Why don't I ever use it after the second episode?"
END