This meme journal is so hipster its ironical late, it also might be a ploy to waste 5 mins of your time to get you to NoTICE ME SEMPAI DAMMIT!!!


Where are you staying?
Stationary or in constant movement one or the other

What day are you getting there?
Well when i bloody well choose to!

Who will you be with?
with Filthy smelly human phesants.....or is that pesants....prezonts ah fuck it those wierd nutters that think they are animals.

Do you do free art or trades?
Tickle my balls....or my interests and i might reciprocate, in what way, well thats a lottery.

Do you do commissions/badges?
I make steampunk medals is that badge like?
Yes i also make hats crafted from the tackiest tack in the whole of tack shop.
art, steampunk, models, bruises,
hussar has wares if u haz nombs

Do you have prints/CDs?
Sorry i crush all my heavy metal cd's and snorted them, so no.

Do you have art in the art show?
Fuck......i forgot to register, if i can i might force brok to eat cookies....i mean um
DO ANY OF YOU THINK I SHOULD MAKE ANYTHING FOR AUCTION????

What suit(s) will you have?
mY SUITNG suit
my drinking suit
my...oh right FURsuits,,,, Greg! The liger and Crowley the lol-wut-wolf

Can I dance with you?
That is compulsory, you vill dance with me

What is your gender?
The offensive one

How old are you?
Old enough to beat you with cabbage, young enough to play mouse trap with a sausage

How tall are you?
i dont see how this is relevant ~[ sudden recollects squashing the microfur con underfoot]~ ah......

Are you mated? in a relationship?
I am in a relationship with food ,,,,,

May I touch you?
To touch me is to know me and to know me is to yiff.... YOUR MY WyFe Now!!!!!!

May I talk to you?
Sure im fluent in over 9 types of communication including flatulence and arm flailing

Can I hug you?
SOD OFF YOU WILL NOT STEAL MY BODY HEAT!!!!

Can I take photos of you/with you?
No!!!! YOU WILL NOT STEAL MY SOUL!!!!!

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Petrol the premium 99' grade or bat jizz...JUICE!!! i mean Juice!!

Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
How the fuck does one drink smoke????

Can I give you lots of money?
You snobbish tory barsteward you think you can bribe me with your fake currency , hugs bonds and dollar skritches only please

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Just beward i can hug the living mother fucking stuffing out of you back

Can we hang out?
Confuzzled has a no cock-out policy sorry.

Are you nice?
NO I SAID I WAS THE ICE KING!!!! Not nice king pwharrrrr!!!??

Where will you be most of the time during the con?
At Confuzzled, duh! Hunting for panties!

Other cons you may go to?
The one that con's you into giving me DAM HUG, BEEN WAITING AGES FOR ONE !!!

Who are you rooming with?
That tiny pink fox thing  mistycrom

Attending any events?
ANYTHING AND EVerYTHING....so long as it has rum and panties!

How can I find you at the con?
If you dont know me by now you will never know me at all.

Well done you managed to read the entire thing, pat yourself on the back and question why you ever became a furry.