massively under prepared for this year XD, real life blocked me from being ready, so no big hat or fancy costume

and completely forgot about a door room sign unless theres somone out there to help me XD



CONFUZZLED 2019 INFO ON ME AND THE SPY'NAPPLE CABAL

THIS year will be the year pineapples will take over cfz and replace broks cookies!!!!
<<<Or maybe not...its up to you to either help me infiltrate pineapples into every tier of con staff and hotel or to thwart my plans for fruity goodness>>>


here are you staying?
CONFUZZLED MAIN HOTEL

What day are you getting there?
THURRRRSDAY

Who will you be with?
ME MYSELF AND THAT GUY OVER THERE....holding a pineapple

How to identify me; I will be holding a pineapple on my person

Do you do free art or trades?
Tickle my balls....or my interests and i might reciprocate, XD


hussar has wares if u haz nombs



Do you have art in the art show?
pineapples...…

What suit(s) will you have?
bearded vulture
werewolf
white liger

Can I dance with you?
That is compulsory,

What is your gender?
identify as a pineapple

How old are you?
old enough to know better XD

How tall are you?
i dont see how this is relevant ~[ sudden recollects squashing the microfur con underfoot]~ ah......

Are you mated? in a relationship?
I am in a relationship with food ,,,,,

May I touch you?
Dragon is is not gay but coin is coin

May I talk to you?
Sure im fluent in over 9 types of communication including flatulence and drunk'anese

Can I hug you?
free body heat n odour for everyone

Can I take photos of you/with you?
Yes YES YES but first you must praise pineapple

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Petrol the premium 99' grade or bat jizz...JUICE!!! i mean Juice!!


Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
booze booze boobs booze

Can I give you lots of money?
only if I can give u pineapples and ebola…..

Can I touch the beard
I will accept the brushies

Can we hang out?
sure we can dangle upside down like bats at the bar

Are you nice?
If you want me to play nice ;)
always welcome to see new ppl

Where will you be most of the time during the con?
Converting ppl to worshipping pineapples

Other cons you may go to?
The one that con's you into giving me DAM HUG, BEEN WAITING AGES FOR ONE !!!

Who are you rooming with?
pink pup

Attending any events?
ANYTHING AND EVerYTHING....so long as it has rum pineapples and panties!

How can I find you at the con?
TELEGRAM HAZTUR


Well done you managed to read the entire thing, pat yourself on the back and question why you ever became a furry.



I WILL BE HOSTING A PINEAPPLE PARTY MONDAY...….to recruit new ppl to the pineapple cause