Verily.

What if we all just decided to go with that image? Like, furries everywhere decide to name the next big con "YIFFMURR: Sexy Time" and defenestrate the attempt at a decent, family-friendly public image? I'm not saying to drop a pretense, because there is more to it and blah blah blah fursecution. But really, just for the lulz~<3

O MURR

accept my lifestyle where I dress as a squid and rub up awkwardly against thousands of other people :(

Yes, exactly! When the reporters come, they'll be all like, "wtf is this shit," and I'll be all like, "HERE'S A FREAKING SQUID," and you'll be all like, "RUBRUBRUB," and everyone (that matters) will be happy!

It's furry fest! Where so called furries, people who basically dress up in animal costumes, get together for the world's largest annual orgy. Three to four thousand furries apparently come to Pittsburg every year. *cut to thousands of fursuited people writhing together in a thick, sweaty mass on the floor of the hotel*

A fandom to be proud of >8I God I have no idea what sort of point I'm trying to make it's 3 in the morning oh god