The pirate checklist meme.

How piratey are you? Check off what you fulfill and tag some sea dogs!

// Clothing
[x] Have one bandana
[ ] Have more than 3 bandanas
[ ] Have a pirate hat of some style
[ ] Have a pirate style jacket
[x] Wear more than 3 rings (wedding bands excluded)
[ ] Wear more than 2 neckleces or 3 bracelets
[x] Shoe wear consists prodomiately of boots and sandals
[3/7]

// Lifestyle
[ ] Sweet talked someone into giving you something of theirs
[ ] Threatened someone into giving you something of theirs
[ ] Have been in a barfight
[ ] Have won a barfight
[ ] Have a tattoo
[x] Hide your treasure (stash money/jewelry in secret hidden places)
[1/6]

// Diet
[x] Have had rum within the past 7 days
[x] Know how to avoid scurvy
[ ] Enjoy fish/sushi/ other sea food
[2/3]

// Entertainment
[x] Can name 2 or more pirate movies besides the Pirates of the Carabean
[x] Can sing a shanty
[x] Think fiddles and accordians are an important instrument
[x] Have played a pirate in a role playing game (Oblivion, DnD, etc)
[x] Know how to play or have played Liar's dice
[5/5]

// Other
[x] Have been called a piratey nickname for at least a month
[ ] Own a flintlock or cutlass (real or replica)
[x] Have ridden a ship that could hold more than 40 people
[x] Have a treasure chest
[x] Own a lockpick set
[ ] Have a beard at least an inch in length
(or for the lass, don't shave your legs sometimes in summer)
[4/6]

Total:
[15/26] hah! first mate

0-4> Aye, landlubber, so we have some things in common.
5-9> So, some cabin boy think's he's a pirate.
10-14> Get back ta swabbin' the deck, you sea dog.
15-19> Oops, looks like salty Bob just fell overboard, guess you're the capt'n's new first mate.
20-25> Who's the capt'n now, you bilgerats?
26> Dread pirate I be, Arrr.

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