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So 2 youth ministers walked up to a furry...
8 years ago
I always read every comment even if I don't respond!
... and hijinx ensued!
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I was in the garage doing garage stuff
2 sunday suit youth ministers walked up and said hello
I replied hello and told them "whatever religion you're pushing I'm not interested"
They said that was fine and asked if they could help me sharpen my tools
"Heh... look I get the nice guy approach, but it's not gonna get you in my pants as far as talking about your religion"
"So how is your weekend going sir? We hope you've enjoyed this lovely 3 day weekend"
... ok, they had 2 chances to leave, lets mess with them
My weekend is going fantastic thanks for asking!
How is your garage work going? We hope you havn't been too busy to not have a little fun.
Oh you bet your sweet ass I have! I've been working my second job all weekend, earning great dough and having fun doing it!
Oh wow you work 2 jobs? What is your first job?
It was at this time I noticed one of them was tapping an ipad so I assumed they were taking notes on me ;p
*Talks and lies about job, education and salary*
This is a really nice place you have, are you married?
Bah I wish, my boyfriend doesn't is scared to commit sighs and rolls eyes You'd think 7 years would be long enough to sleep with someone before they'd lock it in right?
So you mentioned a second job, what is it you do?
Oh I'm an artist.
Wow really? My last companion before Steve *motions to Mr.ipad* was an artist too. What sort of medium and subject do you work on? If I may ask that is?
Oh NOOOW he asks if it's ok to ask about personal info
You guys familiar with pokemon?
Oh yes we're both fans of it.
Oh awesome, so you'll know what I'm talking about. Well it's digital media, you know like photoshop painting and such. As for subject... oh geeze I can never pronounce the name properly... um... an-thro-pro-morphic I believe is the subject, but it's easier to just say furry art! I tell you what when I realized I could make money off my passion I was thrilled! I've made almost 2 grand this weekend drawing porn. This one dude I've been working with wanted himself fuckin' every member of his team and he pays REALLY WELL. I mean sure an eevee and ratatta are small and will fit in your lap, but the aerodactyl was giving me trouble this afternoon so I had to take a break and do something else. Plus you can only jack off so many times before you're just firing blanks hahaha... OH! I'll tell you what! I gotta get back to work but lemme go grab my card, I draw humans, anime, pokemon and alot of different kinks. You guys can message me if you want a commission, my card has a promo code on it. Plus I work anonymously *winks* So hang out here for a sec and I'll grab my card! *runs off into house*
Surprisingly enough they waited! I told them I was out of cards, but gave them a post-it-note with instructions. "Just look up 'team jacob 6 way pokemon', him fuckin' his arcanine was the top result this morning".
They thanked me for my time and left X3
I feel no guilt. They were turned down twice and chose to stay.
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I was in the garage doing garage stuff
2 sunday suit youth ministers walked up and said hello
I replied hello and told them "whatever religion you're pushing I'm not interested"
They said that was fine and asked if they could help me sharpen my tools
"Heh... look I get the nice guy approach, but it's not gonna get you in my pants as far as talking about your religion"
"So how is your weekend going sir? We hope you've enjoyed this lovely 3 day weekend"
... ok, they had 2 chances to leave, lets mess with them
My weekend is going fantastic thanks for asking!
How is your garage work going? We hope you havn't been too busy to not have a little fun.
Oh you bet your sweet ass I have! I've been working my second job all weekend, earning great dough and having fun doing it!
Oh wow you work 2 jobs? What is your first job?
It was at this time I noticed one of them was tapping an ipad so I assumed they were taking notes on me ;p
*Talks and lies about job, education and salary*
This is a really nice place you have, are you married?
Bah I wish, my boyfriend doesn't is scared to commit sighs and rolls eyes You'd think 7 years would be long enough to sleep with someone before they'd lock it in right?
So you mentioned a second job, what is it you do?
Oh I'm an artist.
Wow really? My last companion before Steve *motions to Mr.ipad* was an artist too. What sort of medium and subject do you work on? If I may ask that is?
Oh NOOOW he asks if it's ok to ask about personal info
You guys familiar with pokemon?
Oh yes we're both fans of it.
Oh awesome, so you'll know what I'm talking about. Well it's digital media, you know like photoshop painting and such. As for subject... oh geeze I can never pronounce the name properly... um... an-thro-pro-morphic I believe is the subject, but it's easier to just say furry art! I tell you what when I realized I could make money off my passion I was thrilled! I've made almost 2 grand this weekend drawing porn. This one dude I've been working with wanted himself fuckin' every member of his team and he pays REALLY WELL. I mean sure an eevee and ratatta are small and will fit in your lap, but the aerodactyl was giving me trouble this afternoon so I had to take a break and do something else. Plus you can only jack off so many times before you're just firing blanks hahaha... OH! I'll tell you what! I gotta get back to work but lemme go grab my card, I draw humans, anime, pokemon and alot of different kinks. You guys can message me if you want a commission, my card has a promo code on it. Plus I work anonymously *winks* So hang out here for a sec and I'll grab my card! *runs off into house*
Surprisingly enough they waited! I told them I was out of cards, but gave them a post-it-note with instructions. "Just look up 'team jacob 6 way pokemon', him fuckin' his arcanine was the top result this morning".
They thanked me for my time and left X3
I feel no guilt. They were turned down twice and chose to stay.
that was a hell of a story for sure. got a good laugh out of it.
If you dont know what any of the above means its from a game called League of Legends