so heres the thing, alright. just imagine.

its late night, dark as shit outside. and not like a regular shit, more like one of those shits you take after holding it in for two hours after eating a wicked sick mountain of wings and a pile of ice cream slapped atop a cluster of thick-ass tortilla chips (lightly salted of course, to enhance both the flavor of the chip itself as well as the ice cream). so yeah, a super dark shit. not really pitch dark, but dark enough that you realize its darker than the normal kind of dark.

kind of like an... advanced darkness.

so you tap on your phone's flashlight and some extremely hot dude just up and slaps you with his dick. you then, naturally, take a picture of dat dick, and take a gander at his nether regions.

are there balls beneath that dick?