I'm bored, and decided to do another meme. yeep. anywho, got this offa  genetic-enigma's page.

Go to UrbanDictionary.com and look up your answers

1) Your name? Skye
1. A beautiful girl who thinks too much for her own good.
-That reminds me of Skye.

2. The highest, brightest and most wonderful thing a man can look up to each day
-I look up to the Skye in amazement and feel my soul lift as my heart is filled with warmth.


3. The most beautiful island in the world. Found just off the North West coast of Scotland, where most of the time it rains - and if it isn't raining, it's bound to sometime that day. On the off chance it's sunny you'll find hordes of American tourists clambering off enormous American buses, clad in terribly unflattering shorts and looking disgusted when it rains a few seconds later. These type of tourists are usually greeted with derisive looks from the locals, who know better and are wearing oilskins and boots, or at least are carrying some form of waterproof clothing on their person.
Popular place for men to propose to their girlfriends, or go to for a romantic honeymoon. Lively nightlife on a Friday or Saturday, think whisky, pubs, occasional kilts and teuchy music.
-People born and raised on Skye are known as Sgitheanachs, and are the friendliest people to be found in the world. Male sgitheanachs emit masculinity like there's no tomorrow and female sgitheanachs are stunning.

4. the most awesomest sexy boobalicous watermelon star fish girl in the world
-i remember that girl she was like skye (o.O right...)

5. an emotion so strong that you feel like crying and yelling and screaming and sleeping and dieing all at once. So strong and uncontrollable and nothing makes it better.
-After we broke up I felt so skye, I just wanted to die. (I have a lot of definitions x.X)

2) Your age? 19
1.The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
-"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional) (<.< right.)

2.To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
-"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."

-"The whole fucking world has gone 19." (and I'm cutting it off at two definitions cause the list is too long x.X)

3) One of your friends? Bernard
1.A man built like a house, with a sizzling personality and amazing shoulders who also does not know what soon means.
-That house is built like a Bernard. (Right.... XDDDD)

2.A pedotastic man, complete with a bushy mustache and suggestive, waggling eyebrows in dire need of a good waxing.
-"Bernard over there is giving me the creeps."
"No kidding. Look at him eying those little boys like some sort of hairy Michael Jackson!" (uhm.... lies. I hope x.X)

4) What should you be doing? Gaming (I promised my friend i was going to play a game with him and I forgot.. x.X I'm gonna do just that as soon as I'm done with this line...)

1.A very fun thing to do, usually done infront of a computer or a tv that has a console in it.
-Gaming is very fun, I do it every day (the rest are so idiotic, I edited them out.)

5) Favorite colour? Teal
1.Adj. A Green-like hue. Mix between Light blue and green. Designed specifically as die for automotive paint used on Chevrolet Cavaliers from 1988-1996. Also a popular tint for material used in the manufacturing of fanny-packs. Later popularized by the Philadelphia Eagles, whose primary fanbase consists of Cavelier driving fanny-pack wearers.
-"The teal fanny pack matched his David Akers jersey and '89 2-door sedan."

2.a being who is very very easily amused, likes to eat pickles, sings 24/7, watches scooby doo, pirates of the caribbean, spirited away, buffy, and enjoys slam poetry.
-"Teal, you make no sense!"

3.In some cases referred to a person you can not trust or a backstabber. A Teal is also known as a Slut, Bitch, and a life ruiner
-Random Person #1- "She told me we where best friends but told everyone else I was a jerk!"

-Random Person #2- "Let me guess...was it Teal?"
(I'm starting to wonder who this Teal person is...)
6) Birthplace? Arizona

1.Arizona - It's the devil's playground

The devil wanted a place on earth, sort of a summer home, a place to spend his vacation, whenever he wanted to roam.
So he picked out Arizona, a place both wretched and rough, where the climate was to his liking, and the cowboys hardened and tough.
He dried up the lakes in the valley, then burned and scorched it all, He dried up the streams in the canyons, and ordered no rain to fall.
Then over this barren desert, he transplanted shrubs from Hell, the cactus thistle and prickly pear, the climate suited them well.
Now the home was much to his liking, but animal life he had none, so he created crawling creatures, that all mankind would shun.
First he made the rattlesnake, with its forked poisonous tongue, taught it to strike and rattle, and how to shallow its young.
Then he made scorpions and lizards, and the ugly old horned toad, he placed spiders of every description, under the rocks by the side of the road.
Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter, hotter and hotter still, until even the cactus wilted, and the old horned toads looked ill.
Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom, as any creator would, he chuckled a little, rolled up his sleeves, and admitted it was good.
T'was summer now and Satan, lay by a prickly pear to rest, the sweat rolled off his sweaty brow, so he took off his coat and vest.
"By golly", he finally panted, "I did my job to well, I'm going back to where I came from, Arizona is hotter than hell!"
-It doesn't get any better than Arizona :).


You know you live in Arizona when:

You buy salsa by the gallon.
All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.
You think someone driving while wearing oven mitts is clever.
Most of the restaurants in your town have the first name "El" or "Los."
You think six tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard.
You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.
You can say Hohokam(?Hohokam (HO-ho-ko'm) and people don't think you're laughing funny.
You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.
You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River.
You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
You can say 120 degrees without fainting.
Every other vehicle is a 4x4.
You can be in the snow, and then drive for an hour and it will be more than 100 degrees.
Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.
You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves.
People break out coats when the temperature drops below 70.
You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers to drive your car.
The pool can be warmer than you are.
You can make sun tea instantly.
People will drive over 100 miles just to see snow.
You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
Most people will not drink tap water unless they are under dire conditions.
People with black cars or have black upholstery in their car are automatically assumed to be from out-of-state or nuts.
You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
You realize Valley Fever isn't a disco dance.
You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.
The water from the cold water tap is the same temperature as the hot one.
You can (correctly) pronounce the words: "Saguaro(?Saguaro (suh-WA'R-o)
An arborescent cactus (Carnegiea gigantea)
"Tempe," "Gila Bend," "San Xavier," "Canyon de Chelly," "Mogollon Rim," "Cholla," and "Ajo."
It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
Sunscreen is sold year round, kept at the front of the checkout counter, a formula less than 30 SPF is a joke, and you wear it just to go to the Circle K.
Some fool can market mini-misters for joggers and other fools will actually buy them.
Hot-air balloons can't go up, because the air outside is hotter than the air inside.
No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car.
You eat hot chilis to cool your mouth off.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
-This place feels like Arizona

(I'd say about half of that stuff is true... But it's still the best place on earth B3

7) Month of your birth? May

1. The fifth month in a year.

2. A name, generally for girls.

3. Someone almost annoyingly beautiful, possibly so nice that you can't hate her for it.

- My birthday is in May.

- May said that I did well in my music test, but I don't think so.

- Rachel is so may- everyone likes her and she's pretty and smart.
8) Last person you talked to? Bernard..... <.< well, before that, Sierra.
(Honestly, I got like, 16 hits on this all talking about random people named sierra. Some good, some not even worthy to be put on a computer screen. I'll just skip this one... .o.)

9) One of your nicknames? Ivy

1.Short for "Ivy League", used when referrring with familiarity to one of these elite schools (Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, Penn, Princeton, Yale) usually used by people who grow up in communities with these schools as goals(ie the boarding school class)
-So what schools are you looking at?
Well I was thinking about apply to Middlebury and a few Ivies.

10) Tag 5 People.

 crazyguy36
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and...
whoever else wants to give it a try *shrugs*