I love to laugh and it doesn't take much to humor me. But a good laugh is just awesome. So if you got a good joke feel free to post it here. I am posting one I heard last night from a Mayor of a small town here, which means that it has probably already been passed around a zillion times. It still made me laugh and I had never heard it before so I will share. If nothing else, I heard a naughty joke from a Mayor, which I also think is funny.

5 reasons you don't want to be a penis:

1. You are bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. An asshole lives behind you.
4. You have two nuts for neighbors.
5. Whenever you get excited you throw up.