*facepalm* you dork wolf, what did you do to yourself now?...ah well, I'll have nurse Green check in on you later.

Ouch...
What exactly did you do to your hands? When I read a line like "I F*cked Up My Hands!" it doesn't warrant a little bit of worry. I mean like you shut it accidentally in a car door (Yes, I have down that at least five separate times, sucked each time) Or was it something much worse?

I started doing heavy lifting work at the gas station I work at, and after a day, I think I wrenched something wrong because for the past week and a half, both my arms have been numb down to the fingertips; when I sit, lay down, etc, its numbness and painful tingling from hands to elbow. When I stand, the numbness retreats just to my middle and index fingers and thumbs on my hands.

Yikes
I definitely hope when you go to get checked up they can have a real good look and make sure it isnt something more than say muscle strain or what not. I know I've had some weakness/numbness in my left pinky and adjacent finger, making it harder to grip, tug, squeeze with that particular hand because of it. My own check up for it I couldn't get scheduled until around July 20th. It reminds me of that 'pins and needles' numbness you feel when you sleep on your arm or leg wrong through the night. But its just from the elbow, down the forearm to those two fingers. Weird...

;W: NOT YOUR PAWS!! YOU NEED THOSE FOR WULF STUFF!