I am now a legally ordained Minister!! YES! I am now "entitled to all the rights of a legally ordained minister"! Basically, I can get people married now, I can do funeral dealies, baptisms, and absolve people of their sins! Lol, it may sound dorky, but I think it's cool.... So, if anyone out there needs to confess, be baptised, married or... Is ... Planning their funeral a little ahead... I'm available!

(WARNING: Homophobic level still remains: 0)
(WARNING: No. This does NOT make me a pedophile!!)