Stolen from, eh, who the hell knows at this point?!
19 years ago
General
And yes, I know, some of them are stereotypical. I don't agree with all of them, I'm just putting down what applies to me.
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (although had to look up the definition of chav, lol)
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 4
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an australian something
Total = 2
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an italian horn is
[X]Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[X] You speak spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.(sometimes)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.
Total = 5
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 4
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair. (eh, let's call this one a half, had blond hair when I was younger)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 3.5
African American
[ ]You say nigga/nukka casually
[X] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (Sorry guys, v,v; )
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2
German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (if they tried it, I'd smack them upside the head)
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2
Total = 5
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[X] You know what poutine is (YEAH!)
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 2
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[X] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at walmart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 4
German and Spanish? WTF?! I'm american, with scottish ancestry! And yet, I scored only 4 on american...then again, also got 4 on British, Italian, Russian, and African American o_O
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (although had to look up the definition of chav, lol)
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 4
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an australian something
Total = 2
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an italian horn is
[X]Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[X] You speak spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.(sometimes)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.
Total = 5
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 4
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair. (eh, let's call this one a half, had blond hair when I was younger)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 3.5
African American
[ ]You say nigga/nukka casually
[X] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (Sorry guys, v,v; )
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2
German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (if they tried it, I'd smack them upside the head)
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2
Total = 5
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[X] You know what poutine is (YEAH!)
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 2
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[X] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at walmart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 4
German and Spanish? WTF?! I'm american, with scottish ancestry! And yet, I scored only 4 on american...then again, also got 4 on British, Italian, Russian, and African American o_O
FA+

[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. (I'm a vegetarian now, but I remember it fondly)
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (mmmmm, now I'm hungry)
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 4
Australian
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
Total = 4
Italian
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. (I can remember, at least)
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x]Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!! (On par with Curry and Pad Thai, but yes)
Total =6
Spanish
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos. (lulz)
[x] You know what a Puta is. (yur mom, hurrrr)
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (More than occasionally)
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total = 6
Russian
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily. (I hate cold/colds)
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
Total = 4
Irish
[x] You think beer is the best. (I KNOW beer is the best)
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party
Total = 3
African American
[x] You know how to shoot a gun (I hope never to use that knowledge)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (Being a murderer is worse anyways)
[x] You like watermelon.
Total = 2
Asian
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons. (I can't remember the difference...one originates on land, the other at sea?...I dunno)
Total = 4
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (who wouldn't hate it?)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total =6
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You know what poutine is (ewww)
Total = 3
American
[x] You're lazy.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 2
Heh, I'm actually Mexican/German, so it's kinda funny.