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I commissioned an artist here on FA, a good friend of mine, to do a picture, a piece of gift art for another good friend of mine. He kept up with showing me WiP's and I saw it in flat color, and I was loving how it was coming out.

He was obviously proud of it too (this guy produces art fast too!) and he showed it to a friend of his. No big deal there, and I don't care.

This assfuck went and showed it to the guy I commissioned it for.

How the FUCK do you get it into your fucking head to give away SOMEBODY ELSE'S GIFT.

I mean, how fucking stupid are you??

I want nothing more than to lock this guy in a car and set it on fire. I want it on fire in the middle of a tunnel. At rush hour.

If he ever shows up at an Anthrocon I'm only too willing to risk my badge to teach him not to do shit like this. He'd look awfully funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no teeth.

This Fucker OWES ME. He gives it away, he better pay me the price of the commission. An apology will not cut it.

Fucking asshole doesn't cover it. I need to invent a new word for 'fucking asshole' to be able to describe this motherfucker.

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