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[Personal] Literal Horse
8 years ago
Okay, I've had this conversation a few times now, and I'm fairly sure that people are just messing with me at this point.
The person I am dating is a sloth.
I am not currently participating in any master-pet type relationships.
The person I refer to as my "horse" is not a person, he is a literal horse. I own him in a legal and government sanctioned way, and I have papers to prove it. I ride him on the bridle paths of a public park. Sometimes, I let children come up and pet him. Their parents are not in any way shocked.
I know nothing about pony play. I have no idea where to get pony play equipment. I buy my tack from the tack store and the ranch supply store, where they sell equipment that does not fit humans. I will not send you a picture of myself in jodhpurs because I do not own any. I ride in jeans, a normal shirt, and a helmet. I do not have a crop. I like as much as possible of my tack to be synthetic, because I'm too lazy to take care of leather.
This is my hobby, not my fetish.
I mean, you can send me [SFW] photos of your pony suit if you really want, but I have no context for understanding it.
Also..yeah. *facepalm
FA solicitation has reached a new high, or is it a new low?
Still the fact you have to explicitly state that you own a horse like that and anything you talk about regarding waffles, reins, saddles etc are for an ACTUAL horse is kinda sad.
BTW - totally understand the liking synthetics; I used to be a steward and stablehand when I was young and doing maintenance on leathers was annoying although it was one of the better chores (I'd rather sit down and clean leathers than muck out stables :3).
I did prefer jodhpurs over jeans though; I still don't own a set of jeans or even pants - leggings and jodhpurs are about the closest I would go but that's just a personal preference thing.