Not including this in there encase the technicality of me changing anything of the message nullifies the reason for making this post
it is Ticket #91900

*Slowly walks away*

Nu come back I like your presence

It would seem your journal has been noticed

I will fully take this into consideration as the best journal entry thus far.

Butter Bisket, Fried dumpling

Truly a master of a word smithing.

Its like she ia trying to summon a breakfast god

tell me more about this breakfast god - they sound delicious.

in a world, suffering and famine struck, at the last tear of a small child's wish as she passed, her mother, destroyed by this fact wanted to never see another person die to hunger. Even if she had to cook with scrap she rose up and began to bake, Though in her early years she had a grasp of the concept, Slowly growing her abilities over 2 years on the worst materials possible. The world was coming to an end as the enders arrived. Then a man in blue appeared and offered her the ability to cook for the universe and make people happy if she leaves this plane of existence for once much cleaner and sanitary. Troubled as she wishes not to leave her daughter, he smiled and assured her that she has 45 minutes till reckoning.

With her past drifting behind her she grabbed his hand and said her goodbyes. Entering a portal to another land, one with flora of food and lands of grain, the world where her cooking could foster to become mastered. Her story only began as she spent the next 20 years, That what, felt like mere moments passed, becoming so good she was crowned a goddess of food.

during her ceremony they asked if there was a special title she would prefer.

She thought of her daughter and how hungry she was. Her favorite meal was Breakfast, Whether because of bacon or pancake or even waffles, she always smiled when she had a plate full.

"I want to be the god of Breakfast."

^O^ The end

Hail scorci god of lewd breakfast

A heart as golden as the most perfect pancake.

Give my the robes and waffle iron, I'm in.

Gross

I mean, I had to prove it was me :/ sorry

Nice. Lemme guess you found six Chelsi's?

Nyume's actually!

õnõ Nooooooo

I shall not ignore! *stares*

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