My wife elected to fill one of these out.

- Name: Shenzao
- Single or taken: Taken
- Gender: Irrelevant.
- Birthday: When the cold of winter meets the darkest nights, and death encroaches on the plants, I am born.
- Sign: Scorpio
- Hair color: Black, with white streaks.
- Eye color: Hazel
- Height: Not short.
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bisexual

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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: The kind that requires a shower.
- What are you listening to right now?: The conversation between my wife and her best friend.
- Who is the last person that called you?: A telemarketer shilling refinancing and consolidation of loans.
- How many buddies are online right now?: Enough of them.

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F A V O U R I T E S
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- Animal: Wolves.
- Colour: Black.
- Drink: Water, and the blood of my enemies.
- Element: Water and shadow.
- Food: Sushi.
- Game: Go. Not CS Go, the ancient chinese board game. 囲碁
- Movie: [Redacted]
- Subjects in school: Mathematics
- T.V.: [Redacted]

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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: [Redacted]
- Smoked?: Nope.
- Bungee jumped?: [Redacted]
- Made yourself throw up?: Nope
- Skinny dipped?: [Redacted]
- Ever been in love?: Absolutely.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: That seems inefficient. It would be better to avoid trouble in the first place.
- Pictured your crush naked?: もちろん。
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Many times.
- Cried when someone died?: It is human.
- Lied: Never.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Married her, actually.
- Used someone?: Many times, for many reasons, and more often than not in mutually beneficial ways.
- Done something you regret?: Such is life.

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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: The kind made of various, well-mixed fabrics. scandelous
- Desktop picture: Messy
- CD in player: NSP, I think. I can't be certain.
- DVD in player: Last one was probably the last Hobbit movie. Can't be sure.

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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: My wife.
- Hugged: My.. wife.
- You kissed: The girl I married - aka my wife.
- You IMed: A group chat containing my wife.
- Talk to online: We're not getting anywhere with this, are we?
- You sexed it up with: Bruno Mars - - My fucking wife, dingus.

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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: How do you define understanding?
- Open-minded?: I will hear any argument, and weigh it for what it's worth.
- Arrogant?: No. Of course not. I'm beyond the gods, I don't have time to be arrogant.
- Insecure?: Hmmm...
- Random?: Nothing is random.
- Hungry?: Is a black hole hungry? ...Can black holes feel? ...Do shifts in super symmetries on the event horizons caused by interactions with incoming or outgoing particles have similar enough patterns to the firing of neurons in human brains? ...I wonder how we could model that...
- Smart?: No, I'm not. I know smart people, but I'm not smart myself. I know enough to know that I know nothing.
- Moody?: I'd need moods for that.
- Organized?: [Redacted]
- Shy?: Not in the slightest.
- Difficult?: Of course.
- Bored easily?: Depends, what am I doing?
- Entertained easily?: ...
- Obsessed?: Absolutely.
- Lazy?: Of course.
- Angry?: Rarely.
- Happy?: It is more frequent the more time I spend with my wife.
- Hyper?: That is an unusual event.
- Trusting?: [Redacted]

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R A N D O M
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- In the morning: “I go back to sleep, or I'm just going to sleep” - himouto Yeah, me too.
- Love is: a vacuous concept contextually constrained and abundantly applied.
- I dream about:
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Their speech patterns or their body language, whichever applies first.
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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: himouto
- Makes you smile: himouto
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: What does this mean?
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: I sit on the internet all night.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: I've contemplated that existence deeply. I doubt that we would be the same.
- Wish you were younger?: I would like to be perpetually 21.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: I've been told that family members have died. I've been told that relationships are ending. I've been told that friends long missing and presumed dead still lived. These were emotionally charged moments, and crying is to be expected. It can be strange how powerful words and context can be.

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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: [Redacted]
- Of Cd's: [Redacted]
- Of scars on my body: More than I'd like.
- Of bones I've broken: A couple.
- Of car accident you've had: More than one, unrelated to the above.


Thank you,  himouto. This was fun.