Who is the shortest & tallest of your female characters?

The idea was to ask the characters themselves, not about the characters, but anyways: it's be variable since she can be whatever size she wants, MegaWolfette would be the largest technically, Chelisse would probably be the actually largest since she's always that way. Shortest might Dekka for now, since she's a little kid.

Do you differentiate yourself from Wolf or is he you in terms of personality etc? If the former I'd be interested to know what his ideal type would be, height, weight, bust, species etc. ^_^

Initially Wolf was literally just me, as an anthropomorphic wolf: he came into existence at the very beginning of the furry fandom and at the time it was really common for us to have "avatars", a character that represented us. However, over time, and particularly due to role-play on FurryMuck and other places, Wolf's no longer *strictly* "me", and as a result his personality is slightly different from me, more like "me if I existed under the following circumstances...".
That does mean that his/my "ideal type" changes over time; as we've gotten older our tastes have broadened significantly. Where once I probably could have safely said that his tastes ran exclusively to "tall, fit and busty", now they're all over the place - He can see the attraction in a slender petite female, a big thick mom type, a buff busty amazon... the list is kinda endless. I'm also comfortable admitting Wolf will cheerfully cast eyes upon males of various sorts.

Marvellous, a comprehensive answer, thank you!

Seconded.

Sasta is my #1 "most famous" character, actually. The 'me' avatar isn't doing so well, so I use her for name recognition and to keep the memory fires alight even if I haven't done too much with her lately.

Molly, you wore a lot of sexy outfits before.
(This one is my favorite:http://www.furaffinity.net/full/18826995/ )

Would you ever dress as a hula dancer with a grass skirt and coconut bra?

Molly McAlister isn't my character, despite the fact I draw her all the time, I'll suggest that you ask her: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/molly-mcalister/

Question for Emma
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24710347/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24384918/

Have you ever done an impression of a tow-truck and/or crane?

Same thing here, Emma Horton isn't my character; a bunch of the characters I draw belong to Molly McAlister (because she is a silly and fun individual to kibitz with) I'll suggest that you ask her: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/molly-mcalister/
Although as the artist that draws her characters most frequently, towing is definitely possible/probable, since she and Princess are truck-related, got towing nipple-rings and are both very, very silly and sexy.

Wolf, how drained are you after a allnighter with Jenna?

"Whoooo-boy! Let me tell you, worth the after-effects but seriously, she is a lot of hyena to bounce around even with her providing most of the locomotion! Although recovery time is significantly reduced if she hits me with those big green eyes and that big beautiful smile!"

Wolfette, what do you like on your pizza?

"Anything but anchovies!"

Noniyah, girl, we haven't seen you in ages. You been hiding on us or something? Well, in any case here's my real question. Other ewes that this wolf draws are bigger than you. You ever wish your bust was on their level or are you comfy as you are?

"I been workin', de restauraunt an' bar don' run demselves! Me titties is fine de size dey is, aldo it a lotta fun to let 'em get biggah dan Molleh's and make 'er fuss an' squirm! Dat ewe a lotta fun when she all out of sorts!"

Well this wolf here hasn't doodled ya in so long. I miss seeing ya, girl! Hope to see you around way more often! I haven't see ya in two years. I should know, I faved the last piece he drew you in.

LOVE YA, BOO!

Hey Kuro! Did you see what that six armed wah did last night? My lord! I'm glad shi had on that latex catsuit!

".... you mean that wasn't a hallucination from all the absinthe I was drinking at the reading? I thought it was a phantasm inspired by that ghastly twaddle that pompous stag was reading. Really, as if "Hern" was his *actual* name...."

Dude! That was good absinthe. And no, turns out that chick gave "Hern" a good macing afterwards. I think hir name was Akairo...

Hey Trouble, are you a breastman? Because it seems awfully appropriate for a deer to be easily distracted by a nice pair of headlights. :D

"I'm an everything buck! Obviously deer like a big rack, but if you've seen a doe from behind, you know those booties are pretty spectacular and ooooooooh, those *legs*! So I'm inclined not to fawn over anyone part!"

A buck after my own heart. I like to think I have everything to ogle. ;)

Do you ever think of theme songs for specific characters you have in your roster?

I don't know if you can call them "theme-songs, but I do like to listen to music as I draw, and there are times when certain pieces suggest a character, or as you're working on a character, you'll suddenly think "Oh, that song is really appropriate to them!"

i see. that's good to know. :3

This one's for Ssascha...

Where do babies come from?

"Where do ... are you serious? It not like I'm a robot, I'm a cyborg, babies come the the same place for us as they do for 100% biologics...... the cyberstork! Hee-hee-hee!"

Limousine, what's your favorite body party to show off?

"Ooh, that's so hard to decide, I have so many good ones; my neck, obviously. But I think my legs and ass are pretty spectacular too!"

This ones is for Minna...

Are you a government operative or are you freelance?

Minna isn't my character, and "assassin Minna" is purely a figment of my imagination, a silly "could have been" taking the character completely out of context.

To Wolfette:

What is the most enjoyable part about being evil?

"I'm not evil! I'm amoral!"

"Okay, so what's the most fun parts of that?"

Yvonne, do you offer private tutoring? And are you qualified to teach anything but English literature?

"I am very happy to offer tutoring, I always want my students to do well! Aside from English literature, I can also teach English composition, History, and French!"

Hmm. I'm an amateur (as in "never been paid for it") fiction writer. A lesson or few might be a good idea...

To Deon: We've seen a few cute scenes where your sister Constance seems to be flirting with you. Do you like it when she teases you like that? Do you feel your relationship with her changing as she gets more into boys and you see more of her body?

"I don' mind it at all, owah family, we be pretty open abaht dat kinna thing, have ta be what wi' Mama bein' Obeah and 'er specialty bein' helpin' folk wi' makin' babehs! Conneh's at de age where she startin' ta get crazeh fowah de boys, so it normal she flirtin' wi me an' everah fellah she see. De relationship ain' gonna change, she my baheh sistah! An' I ain' gonna see any moah of her body dan I already have, she be runnin' aroun' naked half de time since she big enough to walk!"

Shameless, what would you do if you found a six inch tall or so human prowling around your bedroom trying to get naughty pictures?

"Oh, Oi don't mind sneakin' rude pictures of me, Oi'm a stripper after all! Although people gettin' into moi flat might irk me some, Oi'd be likely ta give 'em to me bodyguard, and she's quite the mean one when she's cross. I do have one question fer you though: What's a " 'uman", some sort of drone or something for carrying around a camera?"

>.> "A human? Well um... Im kinda a semi human semi fox... kinda like this I guess...." *shows picture* https://cdn.weasyl.com/static/media.....fcc9275276.jpg "I suppose as a follow up question... what would you do to a tiny one trying to steal one of your dancing G-strings as a memento?"

Question(s) for KayTee the Gamer Gazelleoid:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/12199275/

What's your favourite video game and why?
Are you a PC gamer or a Console gamer?
If you're a PC gamer, what're the specs for your gaming machine? Did you build it yourself or did someone assist you in putting it together?
If you're a Console gamer, which console(s) do you own?
Are you looking forward to any new releases in the upcoming weeks/months/years?
Do you own any handheld gaming devices?
What got you into playing video games?

And lastly, what're your hobbies?

"Whoah, I thought he said *a* question! You're not with a gaming magazine are you? Because I'm pretty sure I have to sign some stuff before I do any kinda interviews, or something.
I play PC games and console games, they're both fun!
I don't know the specs on my PC, I asked a friend to build a gaming rig for me and asked him to make it really good.
I own a lot of different consoles, so I can play the different games on them. Admittedly I buy them used, because not all of them have a lot of good games.
I have a few handhelds, but mostly I like playing on a big screen.
Okay this is really starting to sound like an interview and I think I better talk to my dad because he's a lawyer and he knows about stuff like this."

You do that and get back to me, babe!

For bossrat Yolanda and anyone else from Teamwork Inc who's so inclined: Teamwork Inc takes clients of all sizes, right? How many tiny clients has one of your ladies been able to fit into her... schedule at once?

I don' know about de other girls but so far I have only played weeth one "leetle person", Cougr is fun and very funny when he ees teeny-weeny!"

Asima Atyaf:

Why is the sky blue?

"The gods willed that it be thus."

Wolfette, are you actually a mom or do you just have that fine MILF vibe about you? XD

"Hahahah, no, no cubs for me! I'm just aging like a fine wine!"

Ain't that the truth. ;)

Despite the lack of children, is it true you can still lactate? Or does that fine chest just look like it's carrying around a few gallons of milk? ;)

Will you ever do more pictures of Kofi the jackal?

Maybe? There isn't much background or detail to the character to inspire me to *do* more, admittedly.

To Bella:
How do you deal with disciplinary violations at your school?

"Oh goodness, what a dreadful thing to think about! Sadly I must admit that occasionally the girls *do* misbehave; they're young after all, and all that youthful energy needs an outlet. As far as dealing with it, I find that a good stern talking-to works wonders. They're clever girls, smarter than people tend to give them credit for, so a firm "Don't let me catch you doing that again!" usually has the issue sorted out."

What is Jenna's most favorite outfit?

I don't know what *hers* is but I love her orange crop-top and daisy-dukes (Jenna's not my character, she belongs to Cougr: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/cougr/ )

Ah, thanks for the clarification

Zoe! Still touring around? Able to hear anything after so long? ...still around?? :) :)

"Was zum Teufel? Uff course I am still around! Benefits of being ein Werwolf. Touring, nicht zo viel, Ana is distracted with things."

I remember you were very distracting, yourself...

Oh lordy...which one should I ask what question? Just too many to count, really. >.>!

From Arya to Shameless:
"Good evening little boy ! I was wondering, how did you find the club you are working in ? Was dance-stripping the thing you always wanted to do ? Or did you have some kind of dance lessons / program before your first day on stage ? If I take myself as an exemple, I started as a young foal studying classical repertory but whan puberty hit me... Well, the academy doesn't like curves when it comes to the bodytype of their ballerina. After a little time exploring other styles I had this cabaret show presented to me on some quality beach resort and since then I can not say I regrett much of my old inspiration ! Seeing how you dance I believe you are a contented rodent !
I would be glad to organize a little act with the two of us someday. ~" kisses

"Moi start was actually kind of embarassin' y'see: Oi was actually th' custodian at Mama's Place, 'ad been for a few years. Oi loved watchin' th' girls dance, they was allus 'avin' fun, an' showin' off an' bein' sexeh. After hours they'd sorta 'umor me and show me 'ow to do some of the moves, an' Oi started sneakin' on stage and goofin' around after th' place 'ad closed at noight, just as a lark, you know? Trick was that one noight Mama caught me at it, and she said I was pretty good *and* I was roight pretty fer a rat (In those days Oi figured nobody'd look twice at a rat, an' I tended to dress in baggy old jeans an' a hoodie). By th' second week I was makin' more per noight on the stage than I'd make in a month cleanin'!
Oi'm 'appy that's for sure! Who'd have thought a rat-boy'd make himself a good wage strippin'!
As far as a shared-stage show, we do that a lot at Mama's an' we do an exchange wi' "Th' Flocking Point", so just 'ave a word with Mama, an' she can work out th' details!"

"Heheh ~ It's true that we're too often used to portrait brilliant stallion and massive hunk of a panther on stage, and tend to neglect the more "petite" physique but much greater flexibility and agility thiner cats and rats such as yourselve have. ~ Lithe and graceful boys have this special "hypnotizing" effect I found fascinating.
Well... before I go pay a visit to "Mama" could I ask you one more thing ? What accessory did you have the most fun with during one of your show ?"

Jenna: Wanna go to a KMFDM concert with me this month?

I'm afraid that Jenna isn't my character, she belongs to Cougr http://www.furaffinity.net/user/cougr/ and I honestly don't know if she's a KMFDM fan.

Chalenthra's not my character (in fact they're also a girl, the male rendition was a bit of a lark on my part).

Hay I actually have two questions.
The first is for Wolf, but any one who wants to give there perspective can answer the second.

1.How would you react if you came home and found Zig Zag in your living room and in the middle of an "interview" with Jenna for a part in one of her, um "productions"?


2. What would a pot luck thanksgiving be like if the whole gang got together . AK all of your characters.

1) Wolf would be unsurprised (Wolf has worked as a cameraman for ZZ in the past) and okay with it as long as he got to observe and got a copy of the movie.
2) It would be a large gathering and a weird combination of foods!