The last three fortune cookies I've gotten, in order:

º YOU WILL RECEIVE A GREAT HONOR WITHIN THE COMING YEAR
º NOW IS TIME FOR THE FUN PART OF THE RELATIONSHIP TO BEGIN
º YOU WILL RECEIVE AN UNEXPECTED GIFT FROM AN ACQUAINTANCE

Now, I'm not one to actually take vague predictions hidden in my desserts seriously (it makes even less sense than finding the jokes on Laffy Taffy wrappers funny) but as fate would have it, the third one came true within hours.

I was at the laundromat wearing my pink mouse ears, then an older woman complimented me on them, introduced herself as Tammy, and gave me a can of Mountain Dew. The fact that I'd already disregarded the idea of the cookie predicting the future made this gift quite unexpected!

So that first fortune has all of 2018 to come true, and the second if it ever does come true will be the culmination of all I desire out of life...

...That is, if these things actually did predict the future through anything other than vagueness and coincidence.