In Which I'm A Sarcastic Bitch
16 years ago
General
Kyoo no tema wa kore desu....
http://www.lep.co.uk/news/Son-39in-.....ill.5477291.jp
Excerpt: A man plotted to kill his adoptive parents with the help of a friend he met on the internet, a court has heard.
(freako #1), 24, wanted (freako #2) to murder his parents... while they slept and then perform an extreme sex act on him, Preston Crown Court was told.
The bisexual pair are alleged to have hatched the plot after meeting on an internet site about "Furries" – people who pretend to be animal characters and share sexual role-playing fantasies.
<snip>
...(freako #1) had talked about his sexual desire for his penis to be bitten off in online chatroom discussions.
He told the jury: "It may seem extreme that he wanted his penis bitten off, but there is ample evidence from websites he visited and conversations with (freako #2) that this was a deeply held interest and one he found sexually stimulating..."
Furries made the news! We got free publicity!
Just imagine the vast amount of new furries we'll get through this!
"Gee, I've never been all that intrigued by anthros, but by golly I like me some internet sexxorz and I'm really into chomping off other people's dicks & having them do the same to me! Wow, to think there's a place that will embrace me & my proclivities, and all I gotta do is call myself a wolf & wear a pair of fox ears!"
Once word of this gets out more, we'll have like 2 million new websites, devoted to furry cock-biting pics & animations, and bad fanfic:
prolog
The well-hung otter wlaked into the bar. The bartender eyed him & asked what he wanted to drink.
part 2
"What do you want to drunk" I asked because I'm a cat bartender.
"whetever." the otter sed. But really I'd like to bite off your disco stick, because we'd just met and that's so hot."
part 3
"Oh boy" murred the bartender who is a fennect. 'That"s just what I was wating for, for someone hot & hung to bite me their and to bite it off also." So the otter did & it was hot & very sexey & you should give this storey top scores becaus its better than those other stories that don't have punkshuations or indentatiuns like this one do. And character development. Oh and the otter looked like Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter, only hes the older one from the new movie because i don't do pedo.
the end
FA+

(j/k)
I wish I could say that was an unfair representation of 99% of the fanfic out there.
I've already been asked if the misspelling, poor grammar, and random punctuations were on purpose. o.O
Actually I've seen at least 2 pics here on FA by otherwise normal artists depicting someones ah... wedding tackle... being bitten off, that was commissioned, which isn't a joke.