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Fire Emblem fantards rant. (WARNING; RAGE and spoilers alert
8 years ago
Oh boy...where do I even begin with this, lets start off with why I was a bit inactive.
many of you should be wondering why I was bit silent at the moment, its not just because I was doing housework nothing to frantic but I also grew addicted to Fire emblem warriors which I was able to get my hands on at its release date. that's right I got the game on the day it was release in stores and I had a LOT of fun with it. too much fun in fact and just about to complete it. so this makes it my 3 game I had ever completed. all I can say is to those who love fire emblem (and not shoving it down our throats like the fucking idiots I am about to talk about) and like Dynasty/Samurai warriors? then this game is for you like it is helluva fun and very creative, the strategy and triangle system is implemented from the main core games is done very well and the AI is fucking supernatural we're talking Bioshock Infinite Elizabeth AI super natural. so I recommended this game to those who loves it.
now onto the rant. so what is it that they decided to bitch about the game itself to the point I want to vent out my frustration on these toxic assholes out and for legitimately pissing me the fuck off? is it because they think the game is a piece crap, poorly design and poorly made? (not true because its made pretty well hell even the 3DS version, which I own because I don't own a switch sadly. so yeah missing out here) the gameplay being shitty? (also not true the game play is also pretty good)
no they decided to bitch and say Fire emblem warriors is the worse game every made because ROY AND/OR IKE AND WHO-THE-FUCK-EVER IS NOT IN THE GAME OR GONNA BE DLC'S.
*sighs* okay let me explain in full detail what the hell is going on. ever since all the playable characters have been revealed including the unlockable characters, (female Robin, Male Corrin, Lyn, Celica, and Anna) people are wondering "where the fuck is is Ike or Roy?" then say "well they have to be DLC's" but then when the DLC packs were announced (well not announced but leaked due to the DLC packs translated from Japanese) it was revealed that DLC packs contains characters that were not playable such as Oboro, Owain, Niles, and Navarre but the rest of the characters to be revealed in the rest of these packs. so let list the following characters in each DLC pack.
Fates Pack, Release Date December 2017 (no confirm full date)
Oboro (already in the game however not playable)
Niles (also in the game but not playable)
and Azure (due to her play as the biggest role in the fire emblem fates games)
Shadow Dragon Pack February 2018 (happens to the month of my birthday, how sweet! ^///^ )
Minerva (who is gonna be another flying mount axe wielder like Camilla, I am assuming)
Navarre (already in the game along with Oboro and Niles but sadly also not playable)
and Linde
then finally the Awakening pack March 2018.
Owain (already expected as he is featured in the game but sadly not playable)
Tharja ( possibly due to her fan base for being complete and utter fucking pervs aka LEWD fan base)
and Olivia.
when these packs and character were revealed every fucking fire emblem brain dead retarded fans are fucking spewing out bullshit after bullshit and throwing a tantrum on the fucking floor because their precious Ike or Roy is not in the game.
REALLY?!? that's why you are giving bullshit comments like "no Hector, game gets fucking 0/10" or "this game fucking sucks because Roy or Eliwood is not game" or how about this fucking comment.
"the Nintendo fucking pulled a Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite on Fire Emblem warriors"
okay to begin with; First of all. DO NOT fucking bash the game because Roy, Ike, Hector, or who the fuck ever is not in the game.
that is the most down right asinine and fucking retard reason why the game is hated on. could you fucking idiots out there for once, FOR FUCKING ONCE, at least play the game and get at least SOME enjoyment out of the game?
that is like if started playing lets say BlazBlue or Guilty Gear and immediately bash on it because its all Japanese dub and no English dub. (personally I prefer English Dub over Japanese Dub but that is my own personal Bias and I Digress.)
What the fucking shit hell is wrong with everyone. is everyone this fucking brain dead retarded? is everyone seriously demanding what they want in their games they take it into the fucking extreme? seriously get the fuck over it!
no one gives a flying fuck or two shits in a fucking pot, you are not part of the development team or the director of the development team of the game so you need to shut the fuck up.
and before guys say anything; YES I FUCKING KNOW!! as a developer you need to listen to the fans and suggestions then know exactly what they want in their games. HOWEVER keep in mind that some but now most of these brain dead fucking idiotic fans will take things way too fucking far will demand what they want in their games that will make no utter fucking sense in the god damn slightest!
look what the SJW's/feminazis did with games like Hyrule Warriors, they fucking demanded a female link as a playable character and when they almost got a female character name Linkle, they throw a fucking shit fit and Nintendo called these fucking cunts out and told them "we are not gonna make Link a female character, so please enjoy what we have given you and have a good day" and the fucking feminist cunts and brain dead retards fans went fucking went ballistic.
and that is one of MANY incidents that game fantards will take things way too fucking far. there is always gonna be that or few special snow flakes with a such a care and problem free life and nothing else better to do, pops right the fuck outta no where and stir up problems and taking things way to fucking seriously. no one likes you, nobody likes you and they don't give an absolute flying fuck and two shits about you asshole, take your problem stirring pot elsewhere and leave us the fuck alone, you fucking cunt sucking piss stain of a killjoy, or go home.
now on to the second issue; WHO THE FUCK cares if they pulled a "marvel vs. Capcom infinite" on fire emblem.
first of all you are talking about and comparing two different franchises that are not the same fucking thing you fucking idiots. You are comparing a game from a company that has barely gotten off the ground again ever since Resident evil 7 to a multi Billion dollar company that is the pinnacle of the gaming community and Sega is now trying to rival em. despite their flaws
analyze what the fucking you saying before submitting it like a fucking retard that you all are.
that's the first thing down now on to the second issue; and I can't believe I am saying this and going against on my analysis on What should be on the game to begin (still suggesting that DLC's is the bane of all gaming) do you know why Fire emblem warriors (this can go with other games that has this problem) has featured characters but now playable at the moment? its because they can only fit so much characters and other features as previously mention in either a game disc or cartridge and it is now relied on the storage on either an Hard Drive and/or SD card. now yes it is still completely asinine that game publishers/Developers including Nintendo has to make you pay for following content for the game you have purchased.
but you know what I know it fucking blows. I know what they are doing is Shady as fuck but you know what I say get the fuck over. put the fuck up or shut the fucking hell up. get good or get out! get used to this type of business practice cause it has been going on for a very long fucking time. and while I was growing up there is no such thing as Downloadable or Disc Locked Content.
you just play the game under certain requirements and you get an unlockedable and keeping doing until you either finish the game or complete it.
so to every fucking idiot out there wants to spew more fucking bullshit about Fire Emblem warriors, step the fuck up. I will gladly collect each and every fucking head of yours and em on my wall or the front of my brother's car.
and before I end this journal entry I can hear so many people with some common sense and go "well Chris you have to keep in mind that these Bullshit nonsensical people may be crazy but it is safe to say that it is only their opinion so there is no reason to insult them because they are ruining Fire emblem warriors for the most bullshit reason"
and Yes it is their opinion and it is non-argumentatively if they have the same opinion. BUT there is a tiny flaw of the whole "opinion." call me crazy because I am truly am after hearing so much bullshit spewed out of these fuckers mouths, you see when you play the Opinion card you have to at least provide some evidence and/or clear statements on the subject, topics and Debates.
but where we are discussing is a fucking video game. something that is meant for one purpose and one purpose alone and that is to entertain. there is no reason for something that is meant to entertain to be bashed on because of something they didn't like and it gets harshly ridiculed and then severely scolded on all the while shoving that Ridicule and scorn down its throat.
you can address the problem and it can be approved on in time sure but what these fucking idiots are doing is basically raging on that is not in the game and deemed it "the worst fire emblem spin off ever" therefore the sole called "opinion" is completely invalid.
so the end this off I must say this. Fire emblem fucking retarded fans out there. you all need to shut the fucking hell up and understand. the DLC Packs that were just announce is possibly the first batch of more Content that is yet to be release.
also the game has been release just recently for almost 3 weeks ago, there is no way in hell that Fire Emblem warriors future content is gonna end like that. look what they did with hyrule warriors and Hyrule Warriors Legends. especially Hyrule Warriors Legends. they released more Downloadable Content when it was thought that the legends of Hyrule pack was release.
and for all we know they might do it again with Fire Emblem Warriors and who knows. Roy, Ike, Hector or hell even other fan based suggestions besides Tharja might make it into Future DLCs.
with that said I am done.
many of you should be wondering why I was bit silent at the moment, its not just because I was doing housework nothing to frantic but I also grew addicted to Fire emblem warriors which I was able to get my hands on at its release date. that's right I got the game on the day it was release in stores and I had a LOT of fun with it. too much fun in fact and just about to complete it. so this makes it my 3 game I had ever completed. all I can say is to those who love fire emblem (and not shoving it down our throats like the fucking idiots I am about to talk about) and like Dynasty/Samurai warriors? then this game is for you like it is helluva fun and very creative, the strategy and triangle system is implemented from the main core games is done very well and the AI is fucking supernatural we're talking Bioshock Infinite Elizabeth AI super natural. so I recommended this game to those who loves it.
now onto the rant. so what is it that they decided to bitch about the game itself to the point I want to vent out my frustration on these toxic assholes out and for legitimately pissing me the fuck off? is it because they think the game is a piece crap, poorly design and poorly made? (not true because its made pretty well hell even the 3DS version, which I own because I don't own a switch sadly. so yeah missing out here) the gameplay being shitty? (also not true the game play is also pretty good)
no they decided to bitch and say Fire emblem warriors is the worse game every made because ROY AND/OR IKE AND WHO-THE-FUCK-EVER IS NOT IN THE GAME OR GONNA BE DLC'S.
*sighs* okay let me explain in full detail what the hell is going on. ever since all the playable characters have been revealed including the unlockable characters, (female Robin, Male Corrin, Lyn, Celica, and Anna) people are wondering "where the fuck is is Ike or Roy?" then say "well they have to be DLC's" but then when the DLC packs were announced (well not announced but leaked due to the DLC packs translated from Japanese) it was revealed that DLC packs contains characters that were not playable such as Oboro, Owain, Niles, and Navarre but the rest of the characters to be revealed in the rest of these packs. so let list the following characters in each DLC pack.
Fates Pack, Release Date December 2017 (no confirm full date)
Oboro (already in the game however not playable)
Niles (also in the game but not playable)
and Azure (due to her play as the biggest role in the fire emblem fates games)
Shadow Dragon Pack February 2018 (happens to the month of my birthday, how sweet! ^///^ )
Minerva (who is gonna be another flying mount axe wielder like Camilla, I am assuming)
Navarre (already in the game along with Oboro and Niles but sadly also not playable)
and Linde
then finally the Awakening pack March 2018.
Owain (already expected as he is featured in the game but sadly not playable)
Tharja ( possibly due to her fan base for being complete and utter fucking pervs aka LEWD fan base)
and Olivia.
when these packs and character were revealed every fucking fire emblem brain dead retarded fans are fucking spewing out bullshit after bullshit and throwing a tantrum on the fucking floor because their precious Ike or Roy is not in the game.
REALLY?!? that's why you are giving bullshit comments like "no Hector, game gets fucking 0/10" or "this game fucking sucks because Roy or Eliwood is not game" or how about this fucking comment.
"the Nintendo fucking pulled a Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite on Fire Emblem warriors"
okay to begin with; First of all. DO NOT fucking bash the game because Roy, Ike, Hector, or who the fuck ever is not in the game.
that is the most down right asinine and fucking retard reason why the game is hated on. could you fucking idiots out there for once, FOR FUCKING ONCE, at least play the game and get at least SOME enjoyment out of the game?
that is like if started playing lets say BlazBlue or Guilty Gear and immediately bash on it because its all Japanese dub and no English dub. (personally I prefer English Dub over Japanese Dub but that is my own personal Bias and I Digress.)
What the fucking shit hell is wrong with everyone. is everyone this fucking brain dead retarded? is everyone seriously demanding what they want in their games they take it into the fucking extreme? seriously get the fuck over it!
no one gives a flying fuck or two shits in a fucking pot, you are not part of the development team or the director of the development team of the game so you need to shut the fuck up.
and before guys say anything; YES I FUCKING KNOW!! as a developer you need to listen to the fans and suggestions then know exactly what they want in their games. HOWEVER keep in mind that some but now most of these brain dead fucking idiotic fans will take things way too fucking far will demand what they want in their games that will make no utter fucking sense in the god damn slightest!
look what the SJW's/feminazis did with games like Hyrule Warriors, they fucking demanded a female link as a playable character and when they almost got a female character name Linkle, they throw a fucking shit fit and Nintendo called these fucking cunts out and told them "we are not gonna make Link a female character, so please enjoy what we have given you and have a good day" and the fucking feminist cunts and brain dead retards fans went fucking went ballistic.
and that is one of MANY incidents that game fantards will take things way too fucking far. there is always gonna be that or few special snow flakes with a such a care and problem free life and nothing else better to do, pops right the fuck outta no where and stir up problems and taking things way to fucking seriously. no one likes you, nobody likes you and they don't give an absolute flying fuck and two shits about you asshole, take your problem stirring pot elsewhere and leave us the fuck alone, you fucking cunt sucking piss stain of a killjoy, or go home.
now on to the second issue; WHO THE FUCK cares if they pulled a "marvel vs. Capcom infinite" on fire emblem.
first of all you are talking about and comparing two different franchises that are not the same fucking thing you fucking idiots. You are comparing a game from a company that has barely gotten off the ground again ever since Resident evil 7 to a multi Billion dollar company that is the pinnacle of the gaming community and Sega is now trying to rival em. despite their flaws
analyze what the fucking you saying before submitting it like a fucking retard that you all are.
that's the first thing down now on to the second issue; and I can't believe I am saying this and going against on my analysis on What should be on the game to begin (still suggesting that DLC's is the bane of all gaming) do you know why Fire emblem warriors (this can go with other games that has this problem) has featured characters but now playable at the moment? its because they can only fit so much characters and other features as previously mention in either a game disc or cartridge and it is now relied on the storage on either an Hard Drive and/or SD card. now yes it is still completely asinine that game publishers/Developers including Nintendo has to make you pay for following content for the game you have purchased.
but you know what I know it fucking blows. I know what they are doing is Shady as fuck but you know what I say get the fuck over. put the fuck up or shut the fucking hell up. get good or get out! get used to this type of business practice cause it has been going on for a very long fucking time. and while I was growing up there is no such thing as Downloadable or Disc Locked Content.
you just play the game under certain requirements and you get an unlockedable and keeping doing until you either finish the game or complete it.
so to every fucking idiot out there wants to spew more fucking bullshit about Fire Emblem warriors, step the fuck up. I will gladly collect each and every fucking head of yours and em on my wall or the front of my brother's car.
and before I end this journal entry I can hear so many people with some common sense and go "well Chris you have to keep in mind that these Bullshit nonsensical people may be crazy but it is safe to say that it is only their opinion so there is no reason to insult them because they are ruining Fire emblem warriors for the most bullshit reason"
and Yes it is their opinion and it is non-argumentatively if they have the same opinion. BUT there is a tiny flaw of the whole "opinion." call me crazy because I am truly am after hearing so much bullshit spewed out of these fuckers mouths, you see when you play the Opinion card you have to at least provide some evidence and/or clear statements on the subject, topics and Debates.
but where we are discussing is a fucking video game. something that is meant for one purpose and one purpose alone and that is to entertain. there is no reason for something that is meant to entertain to be bashed on because of something they didn't like and it gets harshly ridiculed and then severely scolded on all the while shoving that Ridicule and scorn down its throat.
you can address the problem and it can be approved on in time sure but what these fucking idiots are doing is basically raging on that is not in the game and deemed it "the worst fire emblem spin off ever" therefore the sole called "opinion" is completely invalid.
so the end this off I must say this. Fire emblem fucking retarded fans out there. you all need to shut the fucking hell up and understand. the DLC Packs that were just announce is possibly the first batch of more Content that is yet to be release.
also the game has been release just recently for almost 3 weeks ago, there is no way in hell that Fire Emblem warriors future content is gonna end like that. look what they did with hyrule warriors and Hyrule Warriors Legends. especially Hyrule Warriors Legends. they released more Downloadable Content when it was thought that the legends of Hyrule pack was release.
and for all we know they might do it again with Fire Emblem Warriors and who knows. Roy, Ike, Hector or hell even other fan based suggestions besides Tharja might make it into Future DLCs.
with that said I am done.
kind sucks no roy but meh oh well im over it. ill still try the game..just got to buy it