I'd kill for a nobel peace prize

If you die, I'll kill you

whats rape without a little enjoyment

when you get virus, remember all those warnings you rapidly ignored searching for porn.... good times

how come you can see stupid people, but not stupidity

love is for life, life is for sex

I tried doing a toaster once, but it shot my cock out multiple times, am i bad at sex?

If you rape yourself, is that the same as masturbation?

I wish i was a dog so i wouldn't get in trouble for humping people

Skintercourse is still a form of rape


I wish i was a slinky so when every time people push me down the stairs, it brings a smile to their face