FA+
Shop
In-character Live-blogging MFF 2017 4
8 years ago
General
Ni-hao you bipeds:
The frequent flier miles that one would expect to acquire for a 2300 Light-Year flight would seem to be rather vast, perhaps even astronomical even on the most appallingly stingy frequent flier program. But you've never flown Ryan Air for 2300 lightyears, have you?
I got ZERO Frequent flier miles for about one-and-a-half fucktillion miles. That works out to about 0 x 10-to-the-negative-fuck-all miles earned per mile traveled, or in lay terms: literally no frequent flyer program whatsoever.
I've been on the phone with Ryan Air for minutes, and aside from claiming to not fly to Chicago, they're playing dumb about even flying to Pulsar B1257+12 in the first place. Well how the fuck else did I get here, Ryan Air?
Riddle me that, you Irish weebs! I guess this is when the narrator in the commercial comes on and says "Looks like Cheddar should have flown with Cthonian. CthonianAir: Fly our permanently overcast, extremely dense skies."
And then a parrot plays fucking Gerschwin on a piano or something gay happens. I'm referencing an old United commercial by the way, I just realized that might be a very obscure reference.
Cheddar OUT
The frequent flier miles that one would expect to acquire for a 2300 Light-Year flight would seem to be rather vast, perhaps even astronomical even on the most appallingly stingy frequent flier program. But you've never flown Ryan Air for 2300 lightyears, have you?
I got ZERO Frequent flier miles for about one-and-a-half fucktillion miles. That works out to about 0 x 10-to-the-negative-fuck-all miles earned per mile traveled, or in lay terms: literally no frequent flyer program whatsoever.
I've been on the phone with Ryan Air for minutes, and aside from claiming to not fly to Chicago, they're playing dumb about even flying to Pulsar B1257+12 in the first place. Well how the fuck else did I get here, Ryan Air?
Riddle me that, you Irish weebs! I guess this is when the narrator in the commercial comes on and says "Looks like Cheddar should have flown with Cthonian. CthonianAir: Fly our permanently overcast, extremely dense skies."
And then a parrot plays fucking Gerschwin on a piano or something gay happens. I'm referencing an old United commercial by the way, I just realized that might be a very obscure reference.
Cheddar OUT
