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In-character Live-blogging MIDWEST LINEFEST 2017 2
8 years ago
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Sausagey Ones:
I'm literally starting a petition on change.org to have the registration equipment fired into this planet's nearest, rotund main sequence star, "the Sun". This is a fate most merciless and appropriate. Change.org.ยค has entertained many petitions back home, including juvenile ones such as "We need 10,000 signatures to make William from 3rd Period Haorostochastics class designated as a gravitationally-dangerous object by the Immanence Astronomical Safety Administration" which is rather roundabout way of calling somebody dense and compact. But jokes on them because those dumb kids dont realize that gravitationally-dangerous objects bend and drag spacetime around them, and that is badass.
But you know what isn't badass? Being in line for 1.78 hours because some cock-snorting, fish-tit decided to use a few Macbooks for registration terminals in place of an army of ordinary terminals.
Cheddar OUT
I'm literally starting a petition on change.org to have the registration equipment fired into this planet's nearest, rotund main sequence star, "the Sun". This is a fate most merciless and appropriate. Change.org.ยค has entertained many petitions back home, including juvenile ones such as "We need 10,000 signatures to make William from 3rd Period Haorostochastics class designated as a gravitationally-dangerous object by the Immanence Astronomical Safety Administration" which is rather roundabout way of calling somebody dense and compact. But jokes on them because those dumb kids dont realize that gravitationally-dangerous objects bend and drag spacetime around them, and that is badass.
But you know what isn't badass? Being in line for 1.78 hours because some cock-snorting, fish-tit decided to use a few Macbooks for registration terminals in place of an army of ordinary terminals.
Cheddar OUT
Methinks someone likes sexually identifying as a salty fish tit.
