My lovely sacks of sentient water:
They wouldn't let me run the "Intercontinental Pyro-Necrobestiality" panel this year. Probably because I have no experience with this topic. I would like them to tell this to William, whom I went to middle school with, and whom regularly accosted me with lurid accusations of liasons with animals of the deceased and candescent variety.

My species reproduces by explosive fragmentation, I dont even have equipment for these "liasons". I would tell William this, but he already blew up years ago and turned into a dozen copies of himself with Timbo Asti who I also went to school with. I put an open bottle of glue in their backpack pre-emptively, because they would deserve it.

Cheddar OUT